Tell me something good
The black dark is at the door. It’s been a while. I need some help pushing the old emotional furniture up against the door. Make me laugh GT! To the barricades!
Ladies! Strap that shit down!
A little-known effect of binding your squishy parts with shapewear to keep your offensive rolls and bulges confined is that OUR SHAME IS GOING TO POOCH OUT SOMEWHERE. It is our responsibility to keep our FUPAs from frightening the horses. THANK YOU SCIENCE!
The best party!
So I’ve been helping out with a fundraiser, and it was not only a fabulous work experience but the party was super fun, everything worked, the event sold out and then some.
Not a Housewives watcher? Move along
i loved the old-school boss bitch luncheon that Phae and NeNe threw for Tootie, and Phaedra’s impersonation of Kenya was a TOUR DE FORCE Y’ALL.
Coded message for NOLA people
Tomorrow night........float #10, neutral ground, up top, position three. Be persistent, it’s hard to see you.
Mothers of twin girls I'm watching The Bachelor
And I’ve got to ask. Do any of you think it’s cool to encourage your young ladies to compete with each other over a man? With the knowledge that men may come and go, this is disturbing to me, but I don't have a sister, so...
WAR AND PEACE
Lawd have mercy this is the prettiest thing I’ve seen on TV ever. My eyeballs are drunk with the prettiness.
1979 all over again
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