That isn’t what I said.

Confucius say, man who cannot take joke is like pee-pee in your coke.

“I had a bounty hunter in full gear officiate my wedding.”

Was it Dog? 

My first thought was how insufferable it is that Schumer would want to do that (thus right up her alley), and my next thought was that Early is completely warranted in his decision to help do something so stupid.

Our ancestors fought a revolution precisely to give us the right not to care about the British monarchy.

Or /found the book unbearably turgid and wasn’t paying that much attention, as outright stated in my post.

“In a recent interview with The Times, he downplayed Dracula’s queerness, describing the creature who likes to mesmerize men for their bodily fluids as “bi-homicidal,” not bisexual or anything like that.”

I’m glad to see Gatiss and Moffat continuing their shitty queer baiting they started in Sherlock

2020: “Awkwafina” is still a stupid name.

He was depicted more as a monster then a man in the book.  There was no humanity.

Have to admit, I don’t really remember much queer subtext in Dracula, and I don’t actually remember him doing any “mesmerising men for their bodily fluids” at all. From my memories he was pretty much almost a creepy rapist type towards a variety of nubile young women. He did lock a bloke in his castle and play mind…

Catsommar

Certainly sounds like the near-unanimous predictions of a must-see train-wreck have come to pass.

That’s a really weird blurb for Climax. It’s a rough movie watch and pretty disturbing, bordering on gross, yet the only real description given here is “cool dance scenes.” I don’t think that’s supposed to be the takeaway. 

My nitpick - I don’t get the love for “Hustlers”. It’s okay (and the women look great which I, as a sexist pig enjoy) but J-Lo as some super thespian? That it’s this huge statement film about women turning the tables on the (admittedly) douche bag Stock-Bros who helped crash our economy?

2+ hours of nothing much happening

When I’m on American Gods I hope the showrunner is Uwe Boll. 

Fact: Scientists calculate that by the year 2100 every single person on the face of the Earth will have been fired by American Gods.

This comes out on my birthday, so I’m gonna put the kids to bed, pour a few gins, and watch the fuck out of this. All the other tightasses can kick rocks.

Yeah, that makes sense. It matches up so well with all the existing literature about what a hoot WW2 was for Germany. Shoah, The Tin Drum, they all show how silly it was at the time. We tend to forget that Nazis were really just goofy guys going about doing what they thought was right. And never forget the crucial…

As proven by history and the majority of their followers. No no that wouldn’t work.