The most interesting thing was how you had 26,000 tweets to pick from and not a single one of them was worth reading.

Maybe it's because I really like her as an actress, but I just can't summon the outrage that I'm told I'm supposed to have toward her.

Show me the bummy.

He can’t have it both ways,

Ohhh, I’m sorry Jesse but you’re incorrect. The fantasy land under discussion here is the Moops. Moops.

Parents. Parents asked for this. In this case, parents of at least one PG rated child, possibly celebrating a birthday or celebrating another kid’s birthday, and just trying to keep their shit together for two more damn hours.

Also, Lion King made a billion dollars. A billion dollars. I personally hated it, but saying it didn’t light any fires seems... inaccurate. 

It was #4 worldwide for 2014. It grossed $757 million dollars on an estimated $180 million budget. Even if you limit the conversation to domestic gross, it was still #8 and beat out franchises like X-Men and Spider-Man. So to answer your question, there is a sequel because the first one was popular and profitable and…

When it comes to bad divorces, that’s the best thing to do. Way too hard to parse what’s true or not, most of the time.

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.

I’m having trouble following anything in this article.

Agreed.  In college I specifically bought extra toothbrushes for the purpose of letting an overnight guest use a new one rather than using my current used one or going without brushing.  Just seemed considerate.

Yeah. If a guy had a brand new toothbrush available and insisted I use his old one, I’d be put off. A new toothbrush seems so thoughtful.

Agree. In fact, NONE of the adaptions of this famous short has ever used the author’s ending..which is the entire point of the story. It is a mystery to me why movies go throw all the time and effort paying for a property like “I am Legend” and spend all the money making that story..and then somehow feel so…

...and she’s clearly interested, until he insists on opening a brand-new toothbrush for her, rather than letting her use his.

I’ve thought more about this. It’s going to end with the dinosaur dying and me sobbing like a child over a cartoon dinosaur, isn’t it?

 A spoiler alert would’ve been nice.

I thought some of the sex stuff was silly and overblown, but my problem wasn’t that it was too risque, only that it seemed to be from a different movie.  I would have been far happier with two hours of R. Patts and the kid.

Thanks for sharing—that really aligns with my take on the film, and based on all the positive reviews, I thought I was just being a prude.

Wow, what a movie. The first and third acts are some of the most thoughtful and heartbreaking scenes of parenting I’ve ever witnessed. I’m a grown-ass man, but also a father, and I cried like a baby. It plays very reminiscent to the climax of Toy Story 3 (if you know which scene I mean), and the guy sitting next to me…