Table schmable. I could take or leave it, but those two sofas look like they came from the clearance section of Larry and Louse’s Discount Furniture Mart.

I learned a week ago that my sister legitimately believes in ghosts. She thinks one haunts my parent’s bathroom and that ghosts “watch over” members of my family. She is in her late 20's and has a bachelor’s degree. When presented with obvious evidence like:

i don’t get this thesis that you should feel like you can afford what a movie star ex-wife of a pop star can afford.

I have had these chipped credit cards issued by Chase since the target hack. I use at least one of them daily, yet the total number of times I’ve actually ‘dipped’ them at PoS is no more than a dozen. To me it’s the merchants and PoS machines that are lagging behind the rollout curve now.

A friend of mine was on this flight. She posted more info in her Facebook feed - apparently there was duct tape and plastic handcuffs involved. Said passenger started the ruckus by repeatedly kicking the seat in front of her, and when asked to stop she slapped the person who asked her. It escalated from there...

OMG! I had a friend who worked for the park service. She said she was talking about how glaciers were formed millions of years ago and some dude got all “well, if you BELIEVE in millions of years”! Like the entire concept of “a million years” was 100% foreign to this dummy’s brain. We had a good chuckle over that one.…

Please. This is more pathetic SJW nonsense. Racing is about testing human excellence, and racing babies is not a test of that. People want to watch the best athletes compete, and the best athletes are fully grown humans. Want proof? Not a single baby plays on an major professional sports team. World track and field…

they found a number of stolen bodies in varying states of vivisection

For what it’s worth, we went to Ireland last year and my parents came along, too. Their only request was kissing the Blarney Stone. My husband & I rolled our eyes and obliged. It was their ONLY request after all.

Only 10 weeks to the Canadian federal election, and we’re all bitching like 5 year olds in the candy store about how long that is. We’re super touchy about anything interfering with our poutine eating and our youtube viewing.

Oh, I’m an introvert with anxiety disorder. It’s real out here. I get it.

People often mistake introversion for shyness or overly anxious. While it’s possible to be shy and an introvert, that’s not really the definition. I feel my mental best when left alone and find a lot of social environments draining as hell. I actually like extroverted people (my roommate is a big extrovert), but I…

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

I disagree. Lifelong ND/MN. Nobody I have ever known up here talks like that. All that “Hun!” baloney.

If someone wants to dog-flip Sh*tty K*tty, the most terrible of all the animals in my home ... I will uh ... throw in some free feline KD formula and his litterbox.

This ladies were pretty kick ass, I mean other than Lucretia but every group has at least one Lucretia. In other news, did anyone else see these statues and think “mmm looks like chocolate”?

Mine was painful when inserted, too. I started to cry about it, and then my brain said, “You’ve had a kid. More or less painful than labor?” And then Sense of Perspective decided it wasn’t all that bad after all. For me the pain also stopped the second it was in. I got the Paraguard, so I had heavy periods on it, but…

Would or should? Because 99% of the times I’ve heard it, it’s been from co-workers. :/

I can’t get over all the “herp derp why not teleconference” herp derpitude of the comments here. Women who cannot travel in companies where a certain amount of travel occurs are at a distinct disadvantage to men and women who can travel. Travel is political. People are locked out of opportunities at work when they…