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El Chapo is only five feet (and five inches) tall

IS THIS BLOG JUST TROLLING US AT THIS POINT

That's all I am taking away from this article. Sheer terror and bafflement.

Who are these people taking maternity leave before the baby is born?

Only a rapist can truly understand another rapist. That’s why they attend those potlucks together.

AND I WILL TAKE HIM. HE IS ADORBS.

GIRL YOU CAN HAVE THAT TINY LITTLE NERD

Channing Tatum does nothing for me. But I’ll totally go see this for Donald Glover.

WTF is up with all the Donald Glover hate? Was he really THAT bad because I seriously adore him.

And that is akin to being a dirty thief.

we might not be twins, but if you are in my neck of the woods, I will share my cheese cubes and garlic coil with you. And beer with clam. And yes, I do knit.

I live in Saskatoon and have relatives from Wynyard to Lac LaBish, to Moose Jaw. We cover the province. My Mother Married in Hafford in 1961 ( an incredibly small town) And NON of us have Every heard of this Social as a wedding fund raiser!!!! Yeah for hockey or lacross but never for hospital bill or for a Wedding.

If you think that’s tacky, try living on the Canadian Prairies where socials are common. A bridal couple rents a hall, hires a DJ, sells tickets and has a cash bar all for the purpose of raising money to pay for their wedding. There is often a silent auction that you buy tickets for to win prizes that the bridal party…

Literally my exact thought while looking at it. Like sometimes it physically hurts me to know that men that beautiful exist and they are not on top of me at all times. Is there anyone you think is so hot that you’re just like “Yeah I would do absolutely anything with you just name it don’t care how nasty”? Mine is Tom…

Cake Vodka and Pineapple Juice....at first I wrinkled my nose to the mere idea of it but honest to goodness, it is like an orgasm in a glass. That and vanilla vodka with coke are the only ones I’ll tolerate.

Full disclosure; I fucking hate sewing motifs together. Hate. It. I bought the pattern for a truly truly bitching blanket, but then found out it was motifs sewn together and I was all “boo, you whore”

God I have so much stuff on my needles right now (because I am a flighty, inconsistent crafter). Let’s see- I have a giant chevron blanket on my 60’ 9s; it’s currently about six foot by six and a half feet, but will be about 6”x8” when done. I also have a dumb hat I’m working on and a stranded kindle pouch aaannnd…

BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF

Oh give me a break. No matter how high the minimum wage goes, someone can come up with some kind of hypothetical sob-story that makes in impossible to live at a wage as low as that minimum. But you know what? With all the hand-wringing, woe-is-me complainypants replies I’ve got here I went and did the math: