You don’t want to look that good all the time, because then people expect it and if you show up looking normal, everyone will tell you you look tired. You have to save that shit up so when you show up at your fancy event with your fancy contouring, everyone tells you you look AMAZING.

I’m a straight lady and I’d much rather see a clothed penis than one just staring me right in the face. (I mean inside regular human clothes, not a tiny set of special clothes just for the penis to wear. Actually, that might be funny.)

I’m in my early twenties and we had a boy with vitiligo my class at middle and high school. Obviously I’m not him, so I don’t know about the rest of his life, but I never heard of or saw him being teased at school. Glad to hear your son is doing well and has friends who stick up for him!

I thought people learned not to say “What’s wrong with your face?” to strangers when they were about 6 and their parents yelled at them for it. How could any adult think that is ever an acceptable thing to say to another person?

It also sounds like Monty is telling the Queen she should get a dog and name it after him...? Or he wants to get one and name it after himself?

I feel awful for these women. Immigration paperwork is stressful, confusing, expensive, and time-consuming, and I’m looking at it from perspective of a university-educated English speaker married to a citizen. And obviously we’re not being detained. I can’t even imagine how horrible this must be for these people.

I am asking this as a genuine question, not trolling: What, in your opinion, is the solution to the problem of cultural appropriation? Is it for white people to stop co-opting black styles or for the media to stop praising them for it while deriding black people? Or both, I guess?

How about band-aids? When I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with the fact that I had never seen a band-aid in any colour other than light beiege.

Either this is a great argument against “intelligent design” or God fucking HATES hyenas.

I’ve only seen a few episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and they were from a couple years ago, but my impression was that the title should be Comedians Aren’t As Funny As They Think They Are.

Don’t worry, I understand what you were saying. I assume the OP meant “postnatal”.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything with Channing Tatum in in, but in pictures he just looks so dumb. I can’t do “hot and dumb” - and I don’t even think he is hot. I am considering seeing this just for Donald Glover though.

Unfortunately, I did know that.

You know when you pop a pimple and first the pus comes out and then it just leaks that clear fluid? I’m 100% convinced that those two things are the only ingredients in this drink.

I wish that people were more open to their children about how much money they make and how that compares to the average person. My family went out to dinner with my dad’s high school friend’s family (who are rich in my eyes), and they were just so oblivious. We were talking about cars, and the daughter said that she…

Do you knit (I hope so, based on your name)? If so, then yes, I have decided that we are twins.

I just want to tell you that I have heard of Hafford because only 3 weeks ago, I was attempting to do fieldwork at Redberry Lake. I’ve been to Hafford! I’m irrationally excited about this.

I just got married in Manitoba and everyone wanted to know when we were having our social. I refused to do one. Planning a wedding was painful enough, I don’t want to have to set up another huge event, beg businesses for donations, and scam my friends out of their money. I also hate staying up late and dancing. The…

I was at a restaurant and this woman and her “friend” came in. The woman was a loudmouth, raging bitch and was shouting and swearing at this person because she knew that she was sleeping with Joel and blah blah blah and no don’t tell me you didn’t because I know you did and god why are you crying what the fuck is…

I was going to post about this drink! I had it at a movie theatre, because I am fancy. I thought it might be cloying, but it was just delicious.