My husband is from Brazil and it is common practice for the child to have the mothers maiden name as a middle name. He has it as do all his siblings. They assumed our child would have my name as a middle name, but my last name is one those that is so clearly a last name and never ever a first or middle name.

It took the hospital staff like a full day to stop calling my kid “Baby Herlastname” when we told them repeatedly that it was “Baby Hislastname.”

My sister and her husband hyphenated, with her doing Herlastname-Hislastname, and him doing Hislastname-Herlastname. He gets sooooooo much shit from his friends, calling him emasculated, calling him Mrs Herlastname, etc. So threatened by strong ladies.

I feel you. After 9 years together and a kid (who has his last name) I finally married my dude, but I kept my name. I have no advanced degree and no career built up or papers published under my name to want continuity with, it’s just... that’s my name. That’s the name I’ve always had, why would I change it? I have no…

My high school band was named Warren and to this day I will watch ANYTHING with my one true love Brendan Sexton III in it. I celebrate Rex Manning Day religiously. I have season tickets to the “Broadway” in my town, and I fly to NY almost every year to see a show or two. Sooooo..... I will buy multiple tickets to…

The singer of my favorite band deliberately pooped onstage once. He said he ate powerbars all day to get ready. Then he pooped (in a bag) on stage and threw it out into the audience. I appreciate the forethought.

Make sure you don’t just hit “reply” but right-click on the address and start a new email so it doesn’t go into the reply-dump that no one will ever look at.

I took my 6 year old son, he loved it. Nothing violent or inappropriate, no sexuality. The scenes where they are facing the darkness are chilling and the audio is disturbing, but he didn’t seem phased. Take the little ones, it’s for them!

My husband and I were together for 9 years before the wedding, but it was just a formality for us (courthouse on a weekday morning) so there was literally no difference from before the wedding to after the wedding. We had our rough spot about 4 years into the relationship, worked it out, and decided we were together…

I am liberal atheist who had a child out of wedlock and sometimes I don’t wear a bra, so as to show my pierced nipples better. I just purchased the black modest jumpsuit, it is so fabulous.

Saaaaaaaame. My dad has two other kids from his second marriage, 8 and 10 years younger than me. We’re facebook friends, saw one two years ago, haven’t seen the other since the mid-2000's.

I had it once, it was not great. Fever, swollen tender breast, cracked nipple. The doctor told me the best way to take care of it was nurse more on the effected side. Affected? I can never keep those straight. It suuuuucked, but went away within a day.

Teen pregnancy rates have fallen by half since the 90's, one pregnant 20-year-old millionaire isn’t going to change that. Restricted access to sex education (NOT that abstinence only bs) and defunding public health and family planning clinics will.

We can agree that a swift kick in the nuts and firm no is always a good option. I just think seeing them as unable to control their asshole-ishness unless they can see the woman as a mother takes the agency away from them, placing the burden on women. It sets up motherhood as the ideal of woman, and the only aspect to…

My cat also takes daily meds, but you are a better cat parent than I. I board that angry old asshole at the vet when I go out of town. Animals in carriers on planes, trains, buses, etc, will never bother me. I will probably try to talk to your cat and poke it through the openings while ignoring all the people.

Yeah, it does make me wonder if she has a choice to leave but it’s a shitty choice, like no severance pay, bad blood in the industry, etc. However I love what she said about getting to sit across from him and check him every day. I hope she checks the shit out of him. I hope she interrupts him every chance she gets.…

No. I don’t need to see someone as a mother/madonna to understand their worth and the respect they are due. Just like I don’t need to see someone as a father/savior to respect or understand their worth. They are my co-worker/boss/employee and will be treated well because they are humans, not because they are…

I worked in “streetwear” and “skate culture” in LA in the early 2000's, and it was a constant barrage of Vice/Supreme/Terry Richardson/American Apparel grossness. I have since moved to the suburbs/gotten married/spawned offspring and I watch SO MUCH Viceland. I have given up trying to reconcile my views on their early…

I am an American married to a Brazilian, and we are constantly trying to decide which is worse at any given moment.

I think you mean Guy From Piranha 3D