He gets knocked down,

Yes, but they’re smaller.

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

Crap, so that’s how you mount a tranny - I’ve been doing it wrong all these years....

The air force also does a great job going the other way and air dropping Hummers.

There I am, pulled over for doing 135 km/h in a 110 km/h zone, in my 1991 Honda Civic. As the cop is telling me how fast I was going, a mid-90's Camaro went by doing at least 150 km/h. I said to the cop “I think that guy is a bigger problem than me”. He says “Consider this a warning.” and heads out to chase down the…

GORUCK GR1 - Military grade build designed for every day use.

GORUCK GR1 - Military grade build designed for every day use.

Engine: a Honda engine.

D.B. Pooper

Hey you asked

Yes, Jason, we know.

Laugh at this California driver:

what the heck man? This isn’t accidental, this is just the annual city vehicle curling bonspiel. In the opening frame, when we pick up the action, you can see the public is sitting 5 and has jammed up the house to try and control the end. In a great attempt to clear this out, the city plays the blast for an amazing…

They probably have one of these on the car somewhere, too:

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

Goddamn truck done broked

And has a young Brazilian riding it.

inextinguishable too. 

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.