Maybe she thought you were too boring and needed additional stimulation.

I couldn't agree with you more. I play Minecraft while my wife watched shitty tv.

Kinda like the uncertainty of getting a signal with your iPhone, when they will fix that, if you'll get a free bumper case, if your phone will be fast enough to support the next OS a year later, and if you'll ever get microSD func...wait scratch that last one...

noooooooooooooooooo

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Hahahaha, I want to hug you for that.

It's not isn't straying from that business model?

And has like an 80% partial wake usage, ensuring that your phone battery dies in under 3 hours.

:-(

Ticketmaster will certainly charge a $14 RFID Convenience Charge.

+1

That reminded me of the Louis CK "Everything's amazing and nobody is happy" bit he did on Conan O'brien.

ZOMG FRAGMINTASHIN!

I've got a pretty awesome monster trap going right now while I'm AFK (working) and will get home with an inventory full of sulfur, which I will use to make TNT, as a few friends and I are trying to clear out 4+ million blocks to give us enough space to build a 1:1 scale Minas Tirith without any sort of mods at all.

I link articles all the time without having fully read them. Anything with a headline "Apple screws over this customer and this company today..." gets automatically reposted as my Apple trolling needs must be met.

Or you could play paintball.

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Look out, the CIA is going to be at your door for using the K word on a page that says "Obama" on it.

Actually, not jelly. Chunk f'ing rules.