@Xer0Ph0kus: ROFL

@hunter.li86: I do magic eye style. Look through them and your eyes will hit both of theirs. I made you a drawring to illustrate. The black lines represents where your eyeballs are pointed. Notice both eyes can be looked at at the same time. I do this habitually, but mostly because I'm too lazy to put the effort in to…

@RicketyCricket: You just made my day.

@Caturday Yet?: I don't know that I could make it through my day without my hourly man-nipple break.

@Caturday Yet?: Are man-nipples not allowed at work where you are?

@TheGreenBeaner: Likewise, we should get rid of the pointless/invasive security measures and if YOU don't like it, then YOU can drive or take a train and shut up.

@Doneaux: Isn't it racist to call someone else racist, then?

@zenpoet: lol raisin bag

@Doneaux: I thought racism was a hatred of another race?

@DH: SEEMS FISHY

@The Squalor and the Fury: DOES THE APPS WORK ON MY ANDROID/

@akumadiavolo: I'd also like to apologize for my lack of spine and my hatred of freedom. I will remember it next time I make a donation to the Campaign for Liberty or to the Libertarian party (of which I am a member) to help them fight to maintain our rights.

@Yerzriknot: I'm a Libertarian.

@akumadiavolo: You do know that I am arguing the same thing as you, right? Your lack of a sense of humor make me ashamed of this country.

@Yerzriknot: I couldn't agree with you more.

@akumadiavolo: Don't like being ashamed of your country? Live somewhere else!

@Yerzriknot: I don't have any kids and my wife would stand by me if I was morally opposed to something I was doing for not much money to begin with. I'm pretty sure she would be pissed if I kept doing that job, as a matter of fact.

@Mecharine: People only care about the liberties that directly affect them and they don't give a shit about the liberties that only affect others. Those ones are cool to give up, so long as they don't affect me. This is why rights are usually taken from the minority first. The majority won't stand up for them.

@hurbieta: Don't like the risks of flying without having your nuts touched? Don't fly- drive... problem solved.

@OMG! Ponies!: No man likes touching genitals of other people. Not once has any man ever thought "Man, I really like touching this person in their crotch and genitals." because every man hates genitals because genitals are disgusting, and every single person agrees with me.