I can’t stand Marilyn Manson. His treatment of Dita was disgusting. Then there was the creepy relationship with ERW and he later made a video where an ERW lookalike is killed. His career tanked because of his own behavior.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

Pedos, child traffickers and child predators are the only people that I honestly wish were hit with mandatory death sentences.

Fuck that Emmy, if I had abs like that, everyday there’d be a parade!

It would be very shortsighted of him to pay out that money.

Speaking of the “book author,” can we please bring back the 500 days of Kristin series; for old trolling times sake?

When we went to the farm, my uncle would tell us that there were dragon eggs there. There were some free-range chickens that would lay eggs randomly, and my uncle would get up at the crack of dawn, find the eggs, paint them with markers to make them look like “dragon eggs”, and put them back. Then we’d wake up and go…

Every year around Easter a shop would set up a giant bunny statue in their window. Whenever we passed the store my grandma would stop and look at it with me. She told me that this was the real Easter bunny, but he couldn’t move when someone was looking at him (a bit like a weeping angel I just realized). After that…

This is charming and funny, and also probably a really good way to get kids to eat their vegetables.

That’s a really lovely memory.

I’m emotional today and this almost made me sob.

That is sweet! <3

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

I know exactly how to handle it.

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

“I can only believe you and beg forgiveness for having been so vile.”

And it’s sure not easy.

Pretty sure it is the doctor who is lazy if a woman is having a c-section that she doesn’t need to have.

Liam Neeson: “Guys, I’m sixty-fucking-five.”