They said in the presentation glasses are fine. They didn’t mention sunglasses, so you might need to pull a Risky Business when you’re outside.

Its like a wiretap you paid for!

A grand’s worth of stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t like.

Yeah, like what happens if you are in some sort of disfiguring accident? There’s got to be other options to unlock, right? And this one is just the most convenient?

Can I still just use a password to unlock it instead of my face? At what point will companies take away the option to use a password instead of your face?

My question: Will this fancy new face reader/scanner/whatever be optimized to recognize black/dark skinned faces? There are a plethora of studies and videos showing...issues tech companies have with this hurdle.

But I’m confused about one gaping hole in her qualifications. She doesn’t have blond hair.

Yeah but they were city years.

They must be fucking (with the aid of a penis pump), right? They have to be because she’s 100% his type and always being promoted for postitions she’s not qualified for. She’s a younger Melania, basically.

She also has no previous experience in politics and an English B.A

It’s like it’s been passed through an Emperor Palpatine filter.

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

she’s been one of the few people to tenaciously cling to the president’s back throughout all the roiling White House turmoil.

I love nothing more than when messy bitches who love drama end up stirring the wrong pot and then try to talk their way out of it. This is what you wanted, babe. Roll with it.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

I’m not “fabulously sized.” I am a fat woman who wears size 18. I just want clothes.

Who ever came up with this is a patronizing idiot.

I guess I shouldn’t judge, I read a fair amount of Anne Rice as a kid.

Ooh ooh you forgot to mention The parents joke about their fetus liking sex! Excuse me while I vomit.