Goddamnit Paul the new GBBO is just hanging on by a thread to the old GBBO and you were that thread and now that thread is a Nazi thread! I did na-zi that coming.

It’s stupid to dress like a nazi or do blackface period. But especially in the internet age. Like seriously did you not think about it for even two seconds?! And who are their friends? Because my friends would be like whoa, that’s not cool, man.

Ben and jerry’s for life.

After Tess Munster or whatever the fuck her name is said that ignorant shit about black men and didnt lose any work over it any non-white woman should know what the deal is. Basic white women found something that wasnt meant for them and hijacked it like white people hijack everything.

Also you can’t raise kids for food. Takes too long I’m hungry now not 11 years from now Jaydhen!

I’m totally growing an avocado tree in my apartment. Lol

Millenials are achieving ‘girls bathroom’ levels of mystery and intrigue.

If millennials are into houseplants, it’s just a resurgence because housewives of the 1950s and 1960s were the MASTERS of indoor greenery. Check out your grandma’s ridicuously old and prosperous Christmas cactus.

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

Well houseplants are the one living thing that will listen silently to all their whining and are also unable to flee the room.

He may or may not be a prize, but she’s walled off big sections of her life while relying on him financially, and it doesn’t sound like he likes her that much. He can get a health check and ditch his girlfriend too.

I dunno. He says short tempered. I’m hearing that 70% of the time he doesn’t even respond to his own name.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

Also “U.S. national security risk”.

I thought it meant “baby pro”.

I starred you and barfed at the same time.

I’d assume he has a time limit that he’ll pay attention to things, and she pops in around that point.

Ivanka means “Meeting Crasher” in Czech.

My theory - to keep Daddy in a semi-turgid state so he can show everyone in the room who’s the boss.