I am so, so tired of the fat-bashing attendant to this whole Usher thing. It’s depressing as fuck, and it makes me mad as hell. Usher isn’t even good looking. I’m fat as hell, and have both dated and “dated” a bunch of guys much more attractive than that, and one nearly as rich.

And it’s kind of became official, I bet, 45 doesn’t know what Guam is.

Don’t forget the scented markers, Donny’s favorite is the white one which smells like racism.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

It’s nice to know visiting the Apple store is as exhausting for other people also. I went to mine a few months ago after my iPhone abruptly stopped working and while I had an appointment with a genius, I was still told to sit in the waiting area where the seating looked like crates that had washed ashore after a ship…

My guess was J-Law is dead and a ghost and these “invaders” are actually her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren through the years. Based on the title and the poster.

This fucker...

More likely he got tired of monogamy.

Well his mistress might get pissed if he said “we still love each other”.

Fine, whatever. I have no idea how old she is. It was a married actress with one child, currently in a tv-series produced by the same people who produced Two and a Half Men and other things I don’t remember that all pointed to Anna Faris

They’ve both become less and less likable and more annoying and insufferable. First, it was the dog story then Chris complaining about white men being underrepresented in movies. Plus, his stock is rising while her career is cooling off. Those types of shift in fortunes has got to cause problems in a marriage.

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…

I bet the cat they rehomed on Twitter is laughing his ass off.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

I’m going to reserve judgement until I see pictures of the nanny.

They both lost me after the pet situation, so I will just feel for their son. I still have a wee bit more compassion for Faris because of the growing power imbalance that they must have faced and because Pratt is a religious zealot on top of it.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

Let’s hope neither of them gets the cat.

Their reps say they’ll still anger people with their treatment of pets, just individually.