Kids be ruining vaginas, SP. get with the program. Haven’t you ever seen Taken?

baron is her child. 100% chance.

Funny, he had enough money to get t-shirts and business cards printed.

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

yeah, i don’t wear a watch either...oh, wait, a what?

He’ll just build a seawall. And France will pay for it.

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

You know how many empty calories are in a dog?!

It looks like the news is that West Virginia Governor Jim Justice will switch parties from Democrat to Republican.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

I’m fine with not drinking bulleit anymore, there are a lot of better bourbons for the same or lower price.

Maybe this all tracks back to the small hands issue.

And a disturbingly large percentage would do it again.

63 million voted for this.
 
Why exactly?

“I look like a dope.”

The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.

“America’s overgrown leprechaun”

OH HELL NO!!! Ireland calling, he’s your problem (well worlds really but primarily yours) keep our mythical creatures out of this!!!

How much do you want to bet that most of those commenters claim they hate Muslims because of their treatment of women?