I’d sell the house to be tank-side. Maybe let me chum the water a little bit.

I would still pay.

You can tell the total number of tweets he shits out by taking the number of tweets featured in a Barf Bag × 6.

I bet the reason why they are unveiling this horrifically racist piece of shit legislation and yesterday’s affirmative action bullshit investigation is because his approval is going down. Nothing energizes his base like the promise of shitting on a non-white person.

But importing people to work at Mar-a-Lago, is cool, right?

I imagine there’s a loophole for trophy wives.

See, I was thinking that Trump doesn’t speak English and we could deport him.

So under these standards, would Melania get in if she applied for a green card today?

are you extremely dumb?

This. It’s like saying “We’re giving everyone free cake!” without mentioning that it’s covered in feces.

Fuck these people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

And a debt they’ll probably share long after the marriage is most likely over!

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

Remember when conservatives freaked out for a solid year over Bill Clinton “renting out the Lincoln bedroom”?

Your lips to god’s ears.

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.

That’s what I was thinking. Risking becoming uninsurable is something an artist should think long and hard about.

Isn’t Kanye’s suit a career ending move? I don’t think anything can be produced by an artist without insurance so getting this 10 million now might mean no one ever wants to insure him from now on.