Single payer, not-for-profit. NOW. That’s the only acceptable replacement.

I had to stop reading halfway through. Why do we have to fucking dissect everything? Some people want to go have a crazy weekend, others want quiet and fun, others want nothing at all. Who cares? NOT EVERYTHING IS A MAJOR FEMINIST ISSUE.

I am getting married around Christmastime, and I think for my bachelorette party my bridesmaids and I are going to go for a nice dinner (where I will likely have a few more cocktails than I usually allow myself) and then to see the Nutcracker. I am a dork, but luckily so are my girls and I doubt any of them will miss…

Trump’s brain is literally malfunctioning every day, and he gets to be President. I have no faith in anything going right anymore.

Fuck John McCain.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

don’t forget that he hid all the WMDs in Iraq so NOBODY could find them.

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about what nuns think. In his mind they’re all just broads who were too ugly to find a husband.

As much as I HATE trump, I am kind of enjoying his treatment of sessions. Sessions is a gross, spiteful, hateful little man and I wish nothing but ill on him.

Yes! The real issue is not whether bananas bread and tabasco are gross ( to each her own) but whether or not this could be considered a guilty pleasure.

Who honestly thought this was going to be a race between Phelps and a live shark? And that Phelps had a chance at winning?

Mary, school nurse in Indiana: Caught her breast cancer early because she could afford to get regular mammograms

Fuck ‘em. Why you angry about my opinion?

There is such a thing as a good spray tan. My sister has them done occasionally before special occasions, and it’s very subtle and natural-looking.

Also: there is no amount of hair and makeup that is going to make Sarah Huckabee Sanders good at her job. She doesn’t need to look pretty to do a job that is basically just lying. That she only got because... Republican nepotism.

probably?

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

Exactly, not on national T.V., what is wrong with these men?

Oh man, you just know he told her to lose weight (behind close doors) or else...