I would never use any baking powder other than Rollings Reliable baking powder!

Yes! First thing I thought of.

Sometimes baking powder takes us all by surprise.

Sweetheart, the beautiful coming years will bring us the fulfillment of our home of dreams, in which we will never use any baking powder except Rollings Reliable.

I think Medusa’s Wig should do the show recaps, just as The Dome recapped Under The Dome.

That’s the trouble though - Archer without H. Jon Benjamin’s voice just isn’t Archer... 

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

Plenty of people have pregnancies without realising it.

Or maybe she just pretended not to speak English because it gave her an excuse to avoid having a conversation with him.

Correction: he’s trying to insinuate that Macron’s a homofag while he’s a manly man.

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

They also have his weak chin. Ivanka at least surgically replaced hers. Yeah I’m being petty and it feels gooood!

Perhaps I am treading in the same shark-infested waters that created this problem in the first place, but.....I’m pretty sure I could do a better job than any and all Trumps in any given field in which they operate.

I’m beginning to think our president has no fucking clue what he’s doing.

CRY, YOU RICH LITTLE FUCKWIT. CRY UNTIL YOUR TEAR DUCTS BLEED.

“He doesn’t like failure and mistakes, and he doesn’t accept them. You have to justify your existence to be in his realm.”

Rosé is for weenies. Talk to me when you start mixing gin and a dash of fruit punch koolaid in your champagne.