Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

Seer-al, like the character from Archer.

I read it as “Cyril.”

We have friends inside the White House that have told us over the past month they’re getting more concerned about his emotional state

oh my god. Why get your whole paycheck when you can have your spouse take it and give you a pittance from it? Its not like you should be in charge of all that money!!

I am pretty sure reading the blog posts on their temple garments reaffirmed my beliefs and are not an effective conversion tool.

Yeah, it’s definitely not doctrine and I don’t think the current generation is even into large families.

The no-crotch thing makes sense when you poop in an outhouse, though. Still gross, but more practical.

The 19th century ideal of modesty was to create the illusion that women did not have legs at all. Pants give away the whole game.

This was the argument I would make in LDS Sunday school! In our modern society, skirts and dresses are more sexualized than pants. Pants are more modest and leave you more completely covered up. No dice, though, my arguments were not accepted.

I’ll venture a guess and say that anyone who pushes for this stunt probably doesn’t have any sort of awareness of laws and is impulsive to a fault.

This is a tragic scenario for her and especially for her children, who will now grow up with a mother in jail and a dead father.

I just spent two hours looking at Mormon Pinterest posts and reading their blogs. This is your fault.

Former Mormon here (40+ years of devotion starting from birth). Maternity leave is a relatively easy one to give because, even in this year of our lord 2017, most married Mormon women of childbearing age in Utah who can do so will leave the paid work force either while pregnant with or immediately after the birth of…

I don’t know about the official policy, but the Mormon men I’ve known were not into participating in child-rearing at all. My basic impression is that it’s expected the men work and the women raise the children.

I’d imagine it’s because they think the woman should work up until the point where she has her first kid, and then her job for the next 20-25 years is being mommy, a la the 1950's nuclear family ideal.

Newborns do not do a lot.

All of this. One bathroom for each bedroom and a scattering of half-baths throughout the house and property so that you’re never far from one, yeah, you can easily get into double-digit bathroom territory. And they’re not cleaning them, the staff is.

Bye Alicia

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.