America really is turning into an objectively horrible place.

"how much i paid for one of these shoes" x "number of books i've got on loan from the library".

what a major crush i have on you now. please don't break my heart

your marriage is doomed. he is just like me and i am kind of a jerk :(

"Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity".

try spicing them up with math. 107 x (10-7) = 321 ;)

yeah, i'm a grad student too, and people keep expecting me to read fiction at my old pace. now everytime i open something of the social sciences i feel like i'm wasting my time. the answer: foucault. feels relevant. feels kinda like fiction. (in truth is neither.)

yes! i'll never forget a number from 1787-1794, i know that much!

oh, gosh, yuck, a dogearer!

When you don't have a bookmark, or don't want to use one, how do you remember which page you're up to?

I have a question. Does anybody else, when reading a book, rather than bookmarking, use strange algorithms and mneomonics to remember the page they were on? For example, if it were page 386, does anybody else say to themself, "i was born in 89 ... subtract three (the first number), and you have 86. Thus, 386"?

do you TeX?

wait, what was the list for? i don't get it.

whoops posted to wrong person disregard

it didn't work, i'm so sorry for mucking you around, my real email is mcddjx@gmail.com can you say hi there and dismiss this comment so nobody solicits me for things? i don't know why this is so super important but it is so there.

I honestly don't know what people are gonna say about that on here.

*Geil

here is a temp email, 3ukcb49j4+2741kb9ls@guerrillamail.de, tell me salient personal details there! you can even make one too if you don't want me to have your real email!

it would take me all day to explain why, but this is the best thing i've ever read on the internet. can you please tell me a little more about yourself so i can understand more about the kind of genius who does what you just did? none of this is sarcastic. actually give me a brief bio of yourself please, now.

social deviant! quick, diagnose her!