Emergency calls are identifiable and easily traceable. The caller who falsely reported this needs to be charged with SOMEthing.

I feel like it really had potential, but then they just made all the Muppets mean and selfish and it made no sense

I disliked this review. It feels so clinical.

I thought I had lost all faith in the wisdom of the American people. Then I was actually surprised Republicans were so stupid as to nominate Trump. So THEN I thought I had lost all faith in the wisdom of the American people. Then COVID came along and I was actually surprised that it was politicized.

She should be charged with a crime. You can’t be in a position of responsibility over others’ health (let alone your own child’s!) and be this negligent.

Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

Yea.. Apple’s stock is tanking cause they don’t sell any phones and computers.

True. Only anyone who bought an iPhone, iPad, Apple TV, or Mac in the last year, and what is that? Like five people?

Missing from this article - the actual thing the woman posted:

They’ve also said they’re “transwoman in presentation. male by birth” and “I don’t identify as a woman. I identify with women.”

To say this view is idiosyncratic in the trans community is really underselling it. It’s like when white people quote Candace Owens to prove they’re not racist.

Oh, they’re starting to go after bi people again now. It’s great

The definition of tex mex is regular mex covered in velveeta, so yes. 

I’m sorry, is it common to eat fajitas with cheese in Texas? Am I eating fajitas wrong?

Similarly you’d really think Nissan would be #1. All problems should be resolved after a model has been on the market for 20 years.

Lol, Chevrolet is third and they make rolling piles of plastic that fall apart if you look at them sideways. This rating is meaningful! (sarc)

Many years ago I did a ride-along on the 11pm-7am tour with a sunni muslim cop in Newark, NJ, for a magazine story. He was “newsworthy” because he’d fought the department for the right to wear a beard as a religious obligation and won. He was an African-American convert. He was also from the community he patrolled,…

That’s not even creative... Really?

Gracias, Papi. I appreciate you trying to answer and pretty much agree with you. I was a 911 Dispatcher in a super racist suburb but most of the cops were just schmoes working a job, ya know?! Still, others were nice to my face cuz I was young, naive and cute then nicknamed me ‘Coon Cunt’, I found out later.

I cannot even argue it. The misogynistic, racist, brutal culture of law enforcement was created over decades. We don’t hire the best and brightest. We hire bullies, former military with a grudge, and those with inferiority complexes. We don’t screen for racism, bigotry, misogyny, or just general hatred. We don’t…