Howard Schultz. Howard.

...I should never, ever post when I’m angry. I put my foot all the way in my mouth by going after the originator of Peanuts rather than the former CEO of Starbucks, and I feel like the idiot I am for that.

Here I am, holding my L.

A deferred deal generally means the person must not commit any other crimes for a period of time before the charge is expunged. His lawyer is spinning this as an exoneration, which it is not.

And apparently this just happened:

Fuck the NRA. I can’t say it enough.

*edit* Someone just pointed out that I should also be saying “Fuck Alex Jones.”

How to turn off image display in Gmail to prevent the sort of tracking shown in this article:

I think it’s also a reluctance by the FDA to hear the complaints of women and scientists alike in the face of the profits implants generate. (Source: my immunologist father testified as an expert witness that there was evidence of the dangers of breast implants roughly 20 years ago!)

4. Old White Guy

That headline brings me joy, because I just heard the developer go FULLY HAM on Kai Ryssdal for calling it a “mall” instead of whatever dumbshit corporate doublespeak thing they named it. 

My mom was a soap opera writer early in her career, and a number of my mother’s friends thought it was positively scandalous that I would sometimes hang out on the set as a teenager. As if seeing the choreographed awkwardness of simulated sex would give me ideas.

Now when are they going to revoke all legacy admissions?

The racist Grey trolls in this comments section need their ass beat.

AND the kid was able to get a good zinger in!

This man should be met with eggs everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

If the stylist who put her in that suit hasn’t been executed as an example to others, how tough can she really be?

Putin would pull off those pants better, that’s for sure. 

Speaking of Candace Owens, she was the favorite of the New Zealand shooter.

Another Trump fraudster. Harvard student? No. Fashion model? More like PR placement. Pro skater? Where? Poet? More like bad lyricist - to be charitable. Religious Jew? They really don’t intermarry, so even that doesn’t check out.

I am very annoyed that he is choosing not to run for Senate. He’s a great Democrat for Texas; his lack of concrete ideas is exactly how a Democrat can win in a red state. But for the national Democratic Party he is not experienced enough nor policy-driven enough to be a serious contender for the Presidency.

I imagine it’s easier to pull this off when your opponent is a republican gremlin who only eats butter. 

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.