I have a recent poop story!!!!! Me! Me!

I am late to the party tonight but this is my most recently completed bag...

Uh...everything on the planet is for married people. Get ready for higher taxes and health insurance premiums too. Which is why I roll my eyes every time a tax cut targets families or couples or children...how about a tax cut for people with dogs?

I need to vent. I just called my insurance company to find out why there was $5 increase on my policy after I removed The Asshole from the policy.

I could do with these, there is heavy flooding here in Seine et Marne and they have announced snow for tomorrow, I intend to binge watch summer house or something on Netflix, what are you guys watching? Or reading?

God this place hates women so much

I buy frozen vegetables in bulk. Sometimes, eggs. Those cannot be used to commit mass slaughter.

I’m looking forward to this bringing down Tarantino. Overrated hack

As soon as Ohio gets off her shift she will join the and fray whoop the shit out of both of those state-shaped retirement homes.

I had no idea they were doing this; they were very syruptitious about it.

No, it’s fine! Honestly I don’t censor her music much at all because I feel like my parents focused on all the wrong shit when I was growing up. Fucks and shits and goddammits don’t bother me but the misogynistic tone and hurtful, racist terms are where I draw the line because of the groundwork that can end up laying…

Shit like this makes me wonder if we really would have been better off with her in office. Obviously I’m just being emotional and dramatic. I lost at drinking bingo during the SOTU and am drunk.

That sucks for sure. I’m aware of his actions in this case, but I’ve never listened to his music and never felt the need to since honestly this isn’t my kid’s normal musical taste. Regardless, policing a teenager’s music is almost impossible. Parenting during this smart phone era is fucking hard. I know it’s hard…

Does it seem more youthful if I say “Dah fuq is dat?”

Love this comment. That is all.

This is...this is strange comment to make

“I’m old I don’t get it”- the refrain of readers that are struggling to find relevance in a site they used to feel a part of.

Clarification, if you will. Will being blocked result from being too old to understand how this dipshit is a successful musical artist, or from being too old to understand how his punishment for his participation in this heinous crime is “getting his GED”? Oh who am I kidding? Block away, Madeleine.

Face tattoos always get my in a funny way, especially that many on someone so young. I’m not trying to pass judgment and all that jazz, but having THAT MANY tattoos on the face of a very young man strikes me as someone who doesn’t intend to be on earth very long. Maybe that’s dramatic. Maybe I should say he has no…

I randomly came across a picture of him, on Instagram, when he did not have the tattoos and hair and what not, and it was disturbing how absolutely normal he looked. The person who posted it, posted it alongside a picture of him now and the contrast was nuts. The poster said it was only two years ago, I think? I am…