Maybe he used his # of twitter followers in contract/compensation negotiations.

That shit is SOP. Drop guns and drop knives. The toy gun things is even more sinister because you gotta think they’re mostly planting those on kids. The veteran dealers are probably armed anyway and finding a toy gun on random adult citizen is likely to raise a lot of questions.

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil And Vile

Remember the line about sex frequency in a relationship? That happened to me in real life.

“In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015. So it sounds like they were super close.”

Ladies, it’s all changing! Women have waaaay too much power! Where was his fair jury trial? This was a lynch mob/witch hunt! This guy’s whole life is ruined!

100% Team Stripper.

Peter Scolari for the journalist?

To be clear, no one said finger waves are “new” or “black” or “owned by black people.” This is just a fun piece, y’all — no animals or white people or flappers were harmed in the writing of this — so please have fun!

We saw her open for Bruno Mars several years ago and actually ended up leaving the min set early because Monae SLAYED. and Mars is a helluva performer himself, but looked like an amateur next to her

Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.

He’s like the Lena Dunham of Baldwins.

Yes! She was incredible live, one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. I can’t really speak to the audience though because it was opening night of a really popular concert series in Brooklyn so the audience had way more park slope moms than I would guess her shows normally do.

Um what? Just go because youre a fan. But yes, everyone is dressed to the nines. I went in 7 inch heels and my feet bled. WORTH IT

I have no idea who Janelle Monáe is

Tempera paint..... not tempura. Unless you want to eat that fetus with a dipping sauce.

I’m not sure how he couldn’t.

Those people are not my friends (and hopefully aren’t students at any institution with which I’m affiliated, because give me a basic black break) Enjoying some Tweeted responses from the moment

I was asked both if I lived in a treehouse because I am from Brazil, and if I lived in a plantation house with “servants” (not sure if they didn’t know the word for slave or were trying to be polite by beating around the bush by suggesting I personally owned slaves in the 90s.). So I understand.

I’m not surprised, when I would tell people in Europe/America I’m from Lebanon, they’d ask me if I rode Camels to work, unironically.