Yeah, I was like: disable autoplay on Twitter, you dork.

Trump tower is a mega-soft target for a terrorist attack, too. If I were a tenant, I’d be looking for another address asap.

I started to watch Fleabag, but was immediately put off by the main character’s droll reaction to surprise anal sex. She widens her eyes a little and doesn’t say anything at all, much less something normal like “Ouch!” or “How about asking, first?”

“Liberal” Hollywood is more than happy to cover up sexual assaults and harassment by studio execs.

There’s some robust research showing that whites perceive neutral facial expressions on black people as being hostile. Also, people of all races interpret neutral facial expressions on women as being angry. So, you’re getting it on two fronts—as a black woman, you probably know that.

Maybe you wonder, “What happens when a library cat meets a service dog?” A lawsuit, naturally.

I thought this post was going to suck and IT DID NOT. I should never doubt the Finger.

LOL, and she did it in the mirror, so if it had been done by an assailant, they would have inexplicably have carved a backwards “B” on her. Some folks on reddit said they had done campaign volunteering with her and she was clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Well, Michigan had something like twice the number of undervotes (blanks or unclear choices) than the last presidential election. Now, that could be due to a dramatically higher turn-out, a badly redesigned ballot or...fraud.

Same in my Mom’s local (small city) Dem campaign HQ in Ohio during 2012. They had pizza parties and main campaign-supplied land lines.

It was like FU grassroots! Never mind that people energized by the Presidential election might organize for down ticket candidates in 2 years. Idiots.

I blame Brooklyn.

Our voting systems are ridiculously easy to hack. They wouldn’t have to tamper with all of them, just key counties, in order to throw the electoral vote. There were twice the number of undervotes (a blank instead of a choice) in Michigan as there were in 2012. The recount can’t catch hacked post-vote receipts or…

Hey, I’m an old, menopausal woman. Let’s not stereotype based on age and reproductive status. I’m pro-choice, all the way.

That would not be popular with Iran’s buddy, Vlad Putin, the puppet master who has his hand up Donald’s ass. Netanyahu better learn to lower his expectations.

It’s like an Advent calendar for nipples.

I think its an instant R rating w nips. That’s why the bra sex has proliferated.

American movies need to stop having “graphic” sex scenes where the actress is inexplicably wearing a bra. Just avoid showing the boobs with camera angles or sheets or Austin Powers teapots. Bra sex is just stupid looking.

That will be the event where he declares a national state of emergency, allowing universal police state and suspension of the Bill of Rights.

Does Time magazine actually exist any more? I’ve seen the actual physical object gathering dust on a news stand recently, but can’t remember the last time I read an article cited or shared from it.