One of my holiday favorites! I mean Lindy’s savaging, not that garbage movie.

Just for fun, do a search on Comet Pizza in Facebook. Dear God. They are coming to kill us all.

I’ll bet there are more pedos in Salisbury, NC than in a 10 block radius of Comet Pizza. Build a wall around these crazy red state motherfuckers.

Who else is drinking cookies and making Christmas wine?

You know, fast girls who roll their stockings down, dance to “jazz” and drink bathtub gin.

Santa was a Muslim!!!

America needs a Black Megyn Kelly. She’d be like “Santa is brown; Jesus is clearly Black...”

2016: The Year I Really Started to Hate White People

Bob at least understands how the system works. If you want an elected official to do something, you ask them nicely, on Twitter.

Long shots of the recent Trump “thank you” rally showed the venue to be half-empty. How quickly fades the bloom on an orange, racist rose. He’s gonna need a Reichstag attack to keep his followers sufficiently crazed.

He’s functioning under the same delusion as ideological mass-murderers like Dylan Roof: that somehow the chaos unleashed will start a revolution that will go the direction he wants.

A white guy killed him.

Michigan is the big smoking gun. Over 87,000 ballots were recorded blank in the Presidential vote field. Voters leave state rep fields blank. Voters leave local referendum fields blank. They do not leave Presidential election fields blank, especially for this election.

I love that when you do a Google image search of “Waco, Texas” three of the options on the popular search menu are “Cult,” “Shooting,” and “Explosion.”

Awe, Mittens. That reminds me of the glory days of Wonkette. And this photo.

He’s a not-fresh marshmallow

Addendum: attacker used his car and a machete. Can’t be an graduate engineering student, then.

“Watts Hall is the Material Science and Engineering building for campus.”

My best hope is that it will prove that electronic voting without a printed backup is inherently unsafe, and is eliminated from future elections.

Guarantee that sis will try to engineer an escape at that point.