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That many men feel compelled to share their penis feelings constantly is infuriating. I don’t care what you fap to. You can even fap to me; just don’t share, thnx. Telling me you think I’m attractive will not magically transport you into my vagina. Keep it in the spank bank in your head.

BAD movie!! Very bad movie!

Yeah, Conan is the whitest of white, but he’s barely a shade lighter than Trevor Noah, here. I’d say the skintones were all normalized toward a medium value. Now, a pre-Photoshop of this would be something!

“ depressingly unusually”

Thats how my mommy made PB sandwiches. The butter goes on the bread first, so the PB stays creamy and doesn’t get soaked up. Also, green olives and PB are a great sandwich.

He looks like Aaron Schwartz, so the video made me sad, twice.

Red peppers are just green peppers that have been allowed to ripen. More likely they just entitled assholes, like mommy.

Many victims of childhood (and adult) sexual abuse reports freezing, or having arms and legs that feel like lead. Freezing is an innate survival response, just like the flight or fight instincts. Animals cornered by much larger predators (in other words, don’t have the option to flee) will freeze; in the case of

My brother is a public librarian. They had a poop smearer for a while. It didnt stop until they intalled cameras outside of the restroom entrances.

I sent my first email in 1987 or so at work. I shortly thereafter had my first online war, with my boss, over a disputed spelling. Wish I could remember the word; suffice it to say we both were assholes. Email assholes.

My mother befriended some Japanese executives and their families who had been posted at a manufacturing facility in our Midwestern town. She allowed them to film my Dad’s funeral. She also asked me to not cry so much because she was afraid I’d “hurt” myself.

I saw them in Chicago. The cats “play” instruments in a little rock band. The chicken was also great; one of the assistants told me it was easier to train a chicken than a cat. The groundhog wasn’t that trained, unless wearing a hat and sitting in a little car counts.

You both need to change. In order for a relationship to last, there has to be some harmony and trust. Counseling is expensive, but you’ve got to figure out a middle ground and both work toward it.

I’ve also wondered how many hotel front desks have received a call about the closet microwave not working.

Yeah, my friend is dating a new girl who wants to bring her largish dog everywhere with her. She got a fake assistance animal certificate, which pretty easy to get, apparently. The dog is very mellow and well behaved, but I still think it’s shady.

M’LADY

What is Doug’s beauty routine?

I’m older, and not exactly a fashionista. Perhaps this is an ignorant question: how is a tube of stretchy fabric considered a “design?” I wore tube tops in the 70s, which are like bandage dresses for the boobs, only. I never thought they were actual fashion design; just an easy way to cover the ladies.