Steady on old chap! You’re speaking to an American. The concept might be a little difficult for them to comprehend....

The thing is, ‘Fecal Coliform’ bacteria being present doesn’t necessarily mean ‘the ice came in contact with actual poop!!!ZOMG’.

The attire of parents is utterly irrelevant to this school. Their jurisdiction should extend as far as enrolled students and staff ONLY.

To really sell the idea of a natural environment being on ‘another planet’, it NEEDS it’s own style of indigenous species. You need to populate the food chain from insects to higher order predators and do it in a way that suggests those animals evolved for the environment. If Porgs fulfil this criteria in VIII then…

I loathe sports shoes of any kind and I kinda want them. No judgement from me.

I am absurdly excited for this movie. Even if they do fuck us over and ditch Lancelot.

I have similar ‘routines’ for various things:

I assume if you have a similar complexion you ought to carry your passport at all times to prove citizenship of a different country

Would they still behead an Atheist apostate tourist from the UK? *Is afraid*

I give Saudi enough fucking money every time I fill up my damn car. I’ll be fucked if I’ll spend more on going there only to be told I can’t drive (even though it’s my ability to drive and the fuel I put in my car that pays for all their shit in the first place) and have to cover my body when it’s hotter than Satan’s…

OH MY ACHING HEART!

My emotion arc throughout that episode looked like a nausea-inducing rollercoaster. That savage opening scene with ‘Walder Frey’ and his speech was fucking MASTERFUL. I LOVED how his wife reached for (poisoned) wine and ‘Walder’ (Arya) snapped at her about ‘not wasting good wine on the likes of her’. SO FUCKING IN…

You lot pay far too much attention to The Sun. It’s well known here in the UK as a shit-rag. It’s lower than a shit-rag. It’s the paper you lay down on the floor for your dog to shit on. The only reason it ever enters my house is so that I can line my Rabbit Hutches with it so they can piss and shit all over it.

Perhaps they feel... ROBBed...?

Ack. My vagina dried up and my clitoris shrivelled just reading this description.

This, right here, is why the First Lady of Poland bypassed Tango-Trevor entirely and went straight for Melania.... I can’t even watch this without cringing.

I’ve never really understood the ‘Greek’ concept in American universities anyway - it’s always portrayed in the media as cliche, divisive and toxic.

Exactly! LeHusband often jokes and calls me ‘Sicknote’ when I take a week off work with an illness, but I’ll go to the docs, rest, sleep, generally allow my body as much rest as it wants, then be back to normal a week later. He’ll ‘keep going’ and ‘battling through’ it, and it’ll take him weeks to get rid of…

I wish it was A-theme - that was my favourite. I have it as a ringtone on my phone.

I’ve spoken to men who feel like society ‘looks down’ on them for being vulnerable and sick. From an evolutionary perspective, I can kinda understand why a group of animals might marginalise the sick and weak - a) Sick and weak males are not good prospective mates, and b) Survival of the fittest - the weak are the…