Do we even dare call what is spoken in the US “English”?

Right? I love Colin Farrell - he’s so underrated (and so much prettier than Depp, these days).

It was 13.  That is a long life for a rat.

BOOM

So, using his strategy, I can go chop off Turners’ penis, and then after I’m convicted of assault, I can argue in front of an appellate court that I should be exonerated because I only meant to shave his pubes. It’s not my fault he struggled and the straight razor slipped....

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape. 

Even the legal system has something called a statute of limitations. Punishment is not arbitrary. Waiting until someone has something worth destroying is not justice, it’s malice.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

Hang on. Her Maj is meeting Il Douché? How did I miss this? Will she have ready access to the Knighting Sword? She could pretend to ennoble him (something his inflated ego couldn’t resist) then “accidentally” slip. At her advanced age, nobody would blame her for such a tragic accident. Go on Liz, do it for the world!…

Ofcourse is the best Handmaid’s Tale joke.

And Selma Blair, she needs to come back too. I loved her character in the first movie

Her health is slowly, s-l-o-w-l-y going to ebb in the run-up to the midterm elections, to the point where we’ll be hearing she is literally at death’s door on November 5th.

I’m aware. The commenter said no animals, no exceptions.

I’m with you that I’ve never found any image I like well enough to wear under my skin for the rest of my life. But...others think differently. And they’re allowed to.

Thanks for sharing that. Thanks also on behalf of all men for treating your SO as a human being instead of a malfunctioning machine.

I don’t really think it’s that bad- just dumb.   This kind of “expose” isn’t very helpful. Perhaps it doesn’t make a difference, but I have close family members were holocaust survivors and I think his apology is perfectly fine/is a good explanation. The outrage here seems misdirected.

Cosmo or BuzzFeed

It’s easy to just say fuck this guy for being a homophobe... but honestly, baking a cake really is a First Amendment speech action. It isn’t really extraordinary for a baker to claim that they’re communicating something with their food... I’ve yet to see an episode of Chef’s Table where the subject didn’t wax poetical…

The news of this week doesn’t contradict what was said before.

Right? She literally describes his hair as looking like pubes. He’s not cute.