Oh I know! SO MANY guys of my generation - the ‘porn on dial up’ generation have really fucked up ideas of how to ‘pleasure’ a woman... Hint - rubbing her snatch dry until it catches fire ISN’T fun. She won’t magically climax through hard fucking, either.

So.... so.... so Hagrid and Grawp DIDN’T three-way Madame Maxime?

That’s sad. When I was teaching I taught a class on the female menstrual cycle and my starter for the lesson was to ask every pupil to come up to the board and write down a part of the female anatomy. The reason I did that was to initiate discussion about ‘correct’ terms, slang terms and offensive terms.

Wouldn’t you want that, though? The idea that a smart device is listening to all my mundane chuntering doesn’t massively bother me. I know I’m not up to any mischief. I suspect if I were, I might be careful enough to unplug the device.

It seems to me that this Vulva/Vagina thing is a failure of sex education and it seems to be REALLY prevalent in America.

I could watch this on repeat ALL day. It’s brilliant. The look on his face is priceless. All hail the First Lady of Poland!

As a woman who finds arbitrary dress codes annoying as fuck, I am still coming down on the side of the house. Dress codes are there for a reason.

I’ve not actually thought about it tbh. I can’t eat raw tomato so I’m not overly familiar with the flavour, but now you mention it, I guess it is probably the closest. I won’t be able to stop thinking about that now lol.

;-)

The ass hole is an ‘exit’, so it’s probably a lot more accustomed to getting rid of things that aren’t good for the body. Ironically it’s probably okay up the arsehole.

Wrap it in carbon fibres and claim it’s developed by NASA and Goop will be all over that shit.

I’d forgotten about ‘Clitter’ until you mentioned it. I think it was an external product if I remember correctly?

I actually gagged at the mental image of this.... Thanks.

With you on the neck washing. Douching is not common here in the UK, and my preferred method of prepping for sexytimes is a shower and a washcloth. My lady bits get a careful washing in all the various nooks and cranies, and the shower head on ‘massage’ setting is great at making sure no soap or shower gel lingers. As…

It gets stuck in your teeth until it dissolves. It’s annoying AF

Fun fact: The vaginal walls aren’t smooth. They are evolved to stretch around the head of an infant; Something roughly the size of a smallish melon. In normal day-to-day life, they only really have to cope with the swizzle sticks most men call penises, so the stretchy vaginal walls exist in a natural state of being…

My sentiments exactly. It would be MORE important to protect vulnerable ports and cables than controllers. You can even buy really cheap knock-off or accessory brand items like this one if you really want to protect the gen controllers:

I’ve seen marital rape on screen done in a much more thought-provoking way. Panning away from the pain and anguish Sansa would have been going through (she was a virgin don’t forget - Tyrion never consummated their marriage - although I bet she wishes he had now...) and making the whole thing ‘horror by proxy’ wasn’t…

I’ll assume the latter is in reference to the spiky-pom-pom-gimp-mask? There are a few things I’d wear - that ‘Mourning my Billionaire husband’ hat is WIN.

I’m generally pretty jealous of hijabs tbh. I love me a good scarf and not having to worry about whether my hair is greasy or if it’s sticking up in the back is an attractive option. If it were a fashion choice and not a religious or cultural thing I would wear the shit out of it. As it is, these days I’m too afraid…