Bell-end is a slang term for the head of a penis, but it is also used to describe someone who is a complete and utter moron. So you might refer to the shithead that parked too close to you in the car park as a ‘Bell End’. We British are both colourful and inventive with our profanities.

Sounds like someone was recently introduced to a Thesaurus and given a word count he couldn’t think of enough to fill. So he went with word vomit instead...

It could be argued that in stripping as much useful stuff out of the cars as possible, the former owners are, at least, lessening the environmental impact by recycling.

I totally would have strapped those cats into kitty harnesses and touristed the fuck out of all the things! Kitty harnesses FTW! I will be the crazy cat lady with her Bored-looking cat at all the tourist attractions when I’m old...

I think it hinges on the CCTV footage - is it CLEAR that he actually LOOKED in the car, or did he ‘glance’. I’ve ‘glanced’ at the same thing 3 times and not seen it and had to look again (checking the time on my phone is a prime example). I’ve managed to retrieve my handbag from the backseat without turning around, so…

It’s not impossible, though, and Nostradamus DID predict Hillary.... (Clinging to desperate hopes, here)

I thought the same thing - how is there internet when there is no power? Even if you’re using mobile phone data plans or Satellite WiFi, how are you charging the phone? Solar panels?

These are harrowing.

Humanity will never change. We will always climb over the bodies of the weak to take control of arbitrary goals. We will never learn from past atrocities because there are always excuses. The most common of which is ‘we’re defending ourselves from them’.

*Whispers* I’m kinda in agreement - it all seems a bit fishy to me.

I’m not convinced it isn’t all some elaborate and cruel hoax. It wouldn’t be the first time some opportunistic fakers took advantage of a nightmare situation for their own benefit and manipulated millions into charitable giving.

That guy is the best looking Santa I have literally EVER seen! His beard is ON POINT, he’s jolly as FUCK and those little gold glasses are amazeballs!

Well, I recommend the mooncup for the ease of collection. That way women can be sure they are collecting ALL the possible miscarriage products for when they submit them to Big Brother for examination...

I believe I recently miscarried. I use the Mooncup and inside was a marble-sized, firm, fluid-filled ‘bubble’. It was 100% NOT a clot. I flushed it, but am torn as to whether I should have treated my sad little ‘egg sac’ with more reverence. I should point out that my husband and I are actively trying and each…

This actually makes sense, but you’d still think people would have better control over their reactions! I know if I’m busting for a pee and I get undressed for a shower, I have to rush to the loo for a wee because the act of getting undressed releases something, but I’ve only ever done it at home. The same thing never…

See as gross as it is, I kinda understand the ‘Changing room sex acts’ thing - there is the thrill of doing something like that in Public - like the Mile High Club, and Dogging. But I can’t get my brain around the thought process of someone who pulls their tampon out and leaves it on the floor, or takes a shit. I…

Considering some of the crazy-ass stories I read about the behaviour of American shoppers in various retail outlets, attempting to purchase Cheese late at night is nowhere NEAR even featuring in top 1,000,000 fucked up things Americans do...

It must have been an Heluva experience...

Today is the most Wednesday-ish Wednesday ever to Wednesday. It took me 2 hours to realise that ‘Yule Log’ WASN’T referring to the Chocolate Cake, but to the TV screensaver style shows of burning Yule logs (the large, traditional wooden log that is burned over the Festive season)....

Sticking a Google Streetview Camera on a bus IS probably cheaper than keeping Paul Hollywood in beard trimmers...