Is he one of those ‘Return of Kings’ fucktards?

Eurgh, how is this turd of an individual so popular?

I’ve been looking on the Government petitions site - I’m surprised there isn’t a petition! I’m not allowed to look at those websites at work otherwise I’d draft a petition myself (I don’t know enough about his various hate-filled rants to make a compelling petition and I don’t want to get fired by looking at that shit…

Dead Arachnid Boner

PRO-RAPE!!! WTFFFFFFFFF? I bet he’s only Pro-rape when he’s getting his diseased end away fucking some ‘worthless female’. If he was the one getting raped he’d change his tune! Perhaps someone ought to treat him to the other side of this equation. If he’s pro-rape he should enjoy it shouldn’t he? ACK. It’s scum like…

I have no idea who this kid is, but she seems like a bit of a brat. What is going on in the staircase-sliding GIF though? She looks like she has enormous tits! That’s wrong on SO MANY levels!

So this Donald Trump character is actually REAL then? Not some parody made up by Reality TV? Are you sure? Surely he’ll never make it to President....

As a representation of the RD situation, it really brings home (with a sledgehammer) the level of commitment she put into her look! I mean the hair alone must have cost a fortune and been a pain to maintain!

Here in the UK, we’re 90% sure Trump is some sort of fictional troll-type charicature and on election day he’s going to rip off his jowl-ey mask and bad hairpiece to reveal a popular/sensationalist comedian who says ‘FOOLED YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS’. Seriously, this has to be true. He can’t genuinely be a real person...

Precisely! Here’s a conundrum: Women with more than 2 nipples? If they cover the ones with glandular flesh, but leave the ones without exposed, is this still porn? Men with Gynecomastia? Nipples? Check! Glandular breast flesh? Check! Why isn’t this ‘porn’ too? It’s enough to bake the brain!

Nudity rules in general are pretty stupid - Naked male torso, with nipples? All fine. Naked female torso with Nipples? Porn. Just because said nipples happen to have a lump of glandular flesh underneath them...

Like Japanese porn then. Streams of shitty liquid pouring from an arsehole? All fine. Pubes? GTFO.

I’ve been trying to train my Cat to be a ringbearer, but he keeps getting distracted and wandering off, or he plops down in the middle of the aisle to lick his bollocks. I briefly considered replacing him with one of my Rabbits, preferably wearing something jute-y (because nothing says boho-chic like a Rabbit wearing…

I can’t put my finger on why, but he creeps me out slightly. He doesn’t look thrilled does he?

Is it just me, or does her smile look a bit fixed and slightly desperate in this picture? It doesn’t quite reach her eyes.

Agreed - I had a short-lived summer job doing inventory in a shoe shop when I was 15 and got a permanent job when I was 16, my point is less about ‘kids working’ and more about ‘why wasn’t more attention being paid to these kids’ - surely their age should have meant more rigorous checking and oversight? Didn’t anyone…

How are things so fucked up in America that a woman can force two kids under 16 to work in a supermarket? In the UK, we have really strict laws governing the ages, working hours and pay of 16yo’s, and there are very very very few jobs for under 16's - Paper rounds mostly, and even then the liability issues and local…

Agreed - I rarely, if ever, actually apply lip balm. I DO apply the manky-tasting SPF stuff when I go ski-ing but that is just common sense in applying sunscreen. If I’m ill, my lips do get dry and cracked but a little Vaseline goes a long way. That or some Blistex, Carmex, or Nivea lip balms - whatever I can find…

Oh yeah, I was ALL OVER that! Sean Bean in a Victorian-era costume drama? It’s porn to me! I also kind of love that he both did and didn’t die at the end.... He’s managed to stay true to form by dying, but buck the trend by being alive by the end of the series LOL. Also, was I the only one that noticed his…

^ This.