I love these belts - as a fat woman I need the elastic to stretch or I look like I’m being garrotted around the middle.

I actually have these from IKEA (for considerably less £) and they are damn handy for shoes and wine (we store our wine in the wardrobe in the spare room - keeps it out the way of the cat who takes great delight in knocking shit onto the floor).

Urgh. I hate the chunky heel look. These look like tacky dress-up shoes you buy in a toy store for kiddies.

I cry a lot - drop of a hat. Fairly often in public. I cry a LOT in the cinema. Struggling with Agitated Depression doesn’t help because it’s easy for the panic attacks to sneak up, but there are a few instances that stick in my memory:

Okay I’m now crying. At my desk. Such beautiful words.

I’ve posted this before, but change out your feed to lovemeow.com - a site full of cute, heartwarming stories about cats and kittens.

As a brit with little to no knowledge of American politics and an (admittedly biased) view based on news reports which consist of only the most notable things, I have to ask: How the ever-living fuck is Donald Trump allowed to campaign for any form of government office? I genuinely don’t understand - he’s clearly a…

I think as a society we go through various cycles of ‘normal’ - historically, sleeping together was something ‘peasants’ did - they slept in the same bed to keep warm. Members of the nobility had separate rooms/suites/wings/entire houses (see: Henry VIII) - presumably there were more reasons than simply ‘we’re rich…

These gifs should be EVERYWHERE. I had no idea what botox would do to a persons face until I saw them. Hearing about it is one thing but seeing it is totally different.

As a pasty, pink, slightly ruddy and freckled English girl, I’m mildly jealous of the beautiful, rich skin tones of women-of-colour/whatever the preferred term is (I’m particularly envious of that gorgeous chestnut shade). Women with darker skin tones can rock the most beautiful, bright, jewel-toned clothes. I’d love…

My money is on Miss Congeniality 2 - it is, after all, an entire movie about beauty pageants and all the stereotyping therein...

Wow. In this age of hyper-vigilance where offensive things are concerned, how did NO-ONE in the whole catalogue creation process pick up that this is WRONG?

LOL yes, I probably should have given some context for the link. It’s basically brain-meltingly teary-eye-inducing stories of cats and kittens beating the odds or doing amazing things.

Exactly!

I have to suggest that his reaction was possibly a touch extreme, since he was apparently in a relationship with this woman - being in a sexual relationship with someone implies a greater level of assumed consent than, say, a platonic friendship. I would be shocked and horrified if my best friend suddenly groped my…

This is the point isn’t it - LeFiance has told me on several occasions he’d enjoy waking up to find me performing a sexual act, one COULD argue this is prior-consent. But as we know from many many many cases, just because someone consents once, doesn’t mean consent is implied across the board. Hence grey area. I’m in…

FTFY: Replace jezebel.com with lovemeow.com.

See my Fiance reckons it would be a fantasy come true to wake up to me either sucking him off or riding him - he’s actually stated so on several occasions. So hypothetically if I were to make free with his body while he was asleep, I could (based on these aforementioned conversations) reasonably expect him to be happy…

I’m going wide on this one and calling Pinkhams law on the ‘Satan’s worst tenants’. Pinkhams’ law doesn’t require the story to be TRUE as much as it requires that someone on the internet jump in to defend appalling behaviour. So given that terrible!family and nutjob!couple are both potential Pinkham-bait I’m going…

I fucking LOVE Pistachio Ice cream. GIEF.