I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY!

This is basically exactly how I, too, feel about this ludicrous situation. Given that I pick up my extra hot, Christmas blend, Soy latte with Sugarfree Vanilla syrup, pop a cardboard hand protector on it, sip it on my walk to work then throw the cup into the recycle bin in the office (as opposed to turning it into…

People legit suck. I feel so sorry for the victim - to be assaulted simply for speaking in what I presume is her mother tongue is disgusting. I always love hearing people speaking in their native languages. It fascinates me. There are two French women that work in my office and they regularly run into each other near…

The irony here is that she’ll be treated better in either prison or a secure hospital than she ever treated her victims. It’s a disgrace. As an atheist I don’t believe in ‘God will judge’ because I don’t believe in deities. I can’t say that an afterlife or something beyond death doesn’t exist, but I doubt it, and I…

You, me and the Butter, baby! ;-)

LOL Yeah. It’s not that easy. In my life it’s only ever happened to me twice. Once on a ‘solo mission’ and once it took LeFiance (and I) totally by surprise. He was cool about it. We laughed about it (because as a sensation it’s weird as fuck - does it count as an Orgasm? I’m not sure it does... At least it doesn’t…

I can’t say I agree with EVERYTHING you’ve posted in this comments thread, but I do agree with this. You hit the nail on the head. Regard to point 1) though, as both a giver and receiver of mouth-on-genitals action, I don’t think it’s unreasonable for either party to GENTLY suggest a ‘freshen up’ in the downstairs…

I tried this with LeFiance. He was not impressed. I get more interest from the bloody Cat - he actually seeks to put his head in my lap.

Yep. We do this exact thing. I go through a lot of Nitrile gloves because I use them for everything - chopping onions, chillis, peppers, etc. Handling Raw meat (especially chicken). Couldn’t live without them.

LOL we learned this lesson too. We now chop chillis with food prep gloves on...

I text it to my Fiance and his response was ....’Lol???’

Don’t pin all your hopes on one thing or you’ll wind yourself up more. Your sexual relationship can evolve over time. You won’t know each other well enough for the first few times to be more than an exploration of what you like. Don’t get hung up on it and all will be fine.

Even that won’t work. I have literally spelled it out in words of one syllable before now and he’s still managed to get out of it.

I know, right? LOVE this.

I disagree - I don’t ‘fair’ or ‘good sex’ is defined by who comes first. If she got her happy ending then told him to do one I’d call ‘unfair’ but actually, bringing a woman to orgasm first can only be beneficial to the whole process - not only will she be slightly tighter inside, but she’ll be well lubed. Win all…

Can I clone him? When mine is tired he doesn’t give a fuck about anything. Although he also refuses a hand/blow job too so he’s not all bad...

That is the most adorable euphemism I’ve ever read.

Same here.... The first guy that went down on me seemed bored by it and couldn’t wait to get his dick in (I didn’t come at all that time), and my current Fiance admits freely that he actively doesn’t like doing it but does it because he wants me to feel good (which is an admirable sentiment) but because he doesn’t…

Is it voyeuristic of me to want to read the poem?

My father actually went to school with Twiggy. I find that quite scary because we look at these pictures and forget that she’s in her 60’s now. The M&S adverts do a great job of reminding everyone though...