I’d wear it UNDER ‘normal’ clothing. Lace leggings and sleeves under a cute tunic dress would be lovely. Pretty sure LeFiance might approve too....

Love the decorative cabbage - the purple and green is lovely. The radish looks ridiculous quite frankly. That being said, there are plenty of OTHER attractive veg - Purple sprouting broccoli, artfully carved carrots...

I think we should tack this on as an addendum to Pinkham’s law. Call it ‘Inverse Square Pinkham’s Law’ or ‘Pinkham’s Second Law’.

Question is, would he have SEEN them getting into the car if he hadn’t followed them out because of their shitty tip? Cascade effect.

Think we might have a shade of Pinkhams law over the Margarita story :-7 Bums.

Oh no, a hint of Pinkhams law. Balls. I think I called wrong.

I’m gonna call on ‘Spatin’. Reckon a Pinkhams Law-er might have something to say about ‘cultural appropriation’ and ‘deliberate misrepresentation of a minority’.

Perhaps. At the time, I was desperately hurt and wrestling with whether what he did was worth throwing away our relationship. I think if he’d gone on the offensive and refused to be open about his communications with *HER* then I might well have said ‘Fine, fuck you. You want her; have her.’ But it was his willingness…

Oh I don’t think it should be a permanent arrangement, but perhaps it is enough for the cheater to be open to transparency. If they immediately clam up it just makes them appear guiltier - I haven’t looked at himself’s email accounts in months. But I really needed him to be transparent with me in order for me to start…

Having been cheated on, and discovering that he communicated via email, advising a cheating partner to deny transparency is a bad move. The cheated-on partner feels humiliated and vulnerable and for the cheater to deny them access to their ‘secret methods’ of cheating is basically like saying ‘I want to be able to do…

I had a conversation with my now-Fiance a long time ago in which I said to him ‘Hypothetically, if I were to propose to you, rather than wait for you to propose to me, what would you say?’ he replied that he would ‘say no, because I want to decide when I’m ready’. In the end we just kinda agreed to get married and he…

To be fair, in America it’s not just people of colour that are discriminated against - as British tourists we were asked to pre-pay too. We’re white, middle class, southern English. No broad northern accent (which some might find untrustworthy based on comedy shows), no sharp essex twang (popularised and stereotyped…

I always manage to miss out on contributing to these articles so I have to share my stuff in the comments instead.

You’re not alone. Things are difficult with my mother too... :-7

Yeah the Cat-loving is a total plus point. I’d be down with sharing my life with 50+ cats.

Yep. I totally would. No hesitation. Also, is it wrong but I kinda think the prehensile tail could be KINKY.

As a Bride-to-be, I am in a perpetual state of disagreement with the Mother of the Bride, the Matron of Honour AND the Husband-to-be. Personally I can’t stand them. I’m neither young, slim nor a virgin and to me, I’m too old, too fat and too filthy to get away with tacking a diaphanous wedge of gauze to my…

I work with the loveliest woman, who has turned into the most insane, self-contradictory Vegan. She posts shit on facebook about how moderate she is and how tolerant she is and how she doesn’t preach at her meat and dairy eating colleagues and friends, then 3 or 4 posts later spews vitriol about how we’re rapists and…

Oh no! I missed out on contributing to this! Rubbish.

AMAZEBALLS! If additional small human costumes are required, a girl in a nightgown with a ‘Samantha’ name badge might be right in the feels.... Or ‘William’.... All the feels!