LOL. That means half the train has been reading the steamy romance novels I read on my way to work. Guilty pleasure.

As a Brit, I’m often struck by the hypocritical irony of Americans who say that the English have bad food. Just reading half these stories made me alternate between wanting to vomit and developing sympathy-heart-disease. Seriously, in England half this shit would never happen. Caramel lady in a coffee shop? Yeah, No.…

LOL It occurred to me, reading this particular story, that what FISH do in water is the very LEAST of the things she should be concerned about. After all, we discharge sewage into the oceans, Whales and other aquatic mammals live there, have sexeh times, birth, pee, shit, hunt, DIE, decompose, etc. Fish are the tip of…

OMG GET SOME FOOD IN YOU SWEETHEART

Pretty sure M&S sell one like this. Or Speedo.

This looks sore. Also, malnourished.

Go to thrift store, find old, oversized, cotton martial arts gear. Wash another 20 times for the super soft and about-to-fall-apart look, chuck in 1 part green and 1 part grey dye, wash, rinse, wash again. Done.

At least this jacket fits better...

I genuinely can’t work out if this is a ‘guy’ look or a ‘girl’ look... Seriously. Androgeny? Not my thing. Pretty sure my mahoosive tits preclude me from carrying off the Androgen thing.

Puberty is a horrible time for kids because they can’t possibly imagine that their own parents went through it and can’t POSSIBLY imagine that their stodgy parents might have *gasp* watched porn or *choke* masturbated, so as a society we have turned sex into this embarrassing taboo so the only way young people learn…

As a woman in a functional and mutually respectful heterosexual relationship with a man, I am under no illusions that I am privileged to enjoy a safe sexual relationship in which I actively enjoy receiving and performing acts depicted by and on women in pornography. I am able to safely explore my own sexual…

Am I the only one here that DOESN’T think the idea of leaving $4,000 to go to trash is just ‘over-sentimentality’? Seriously, I’d go dumpster-diving for less! $4,000 is not a sum of money I could just ‘write off’ (although depending on whether it was insured, this might be a moot point but even so...)

This was a brave outfit choice. Respect.

I’m toying with just fucking off and eloping. My mother is MOB-zilla FFS.

Or it’s from some pretentious faux-french or Vegan arthouse bakery... (Actually, that one might have Hash in it...)

I had no idea Trypophobia was a thing but I have it too - I can’t look at ‘bubble’ or ‘hole’ patterns without wanting to vomit copiously. This gigantic Protea is revolting. Up close it’ll be all furry and weird. Ack. I just googled Trypophobia. Don’t. Ever. I’m just going off to be sick.

I’ve never been on 4Chan as, quite frankly, I’m too scared, but your post about Ammosexuals made me realise a disturbing fact: It may be said in posts like this as a joke, but the amount of fucked up shit in this world makes me realise that the probability of these people ACTUALLY masturbating using ACTUAL loaded guns…

I have a thing about scars and often deliberately aggravate (accidentally caused) wounds more than I should so they scar but to deliberately destroy her eyes this woman must have some very serious issues. Especially since sight CAN be elective - I mean why didn’t she just have her eyelids sewn shut - slightly less…

Not really... Cocks aren’t the only things that can go in the backdoor... Bless your little virgin ears. I suggest you hide in the toilet with your smartphone and an Incognito browser and search the following ‘Rimjob’, ‘Anal Fisting’ and/or ‘Felching’. Those should be enough to get you started.

In one of the previous BCOs, a Starbucks worker had to physically fight off a customer who was crazy about the Caramel syrup - she knocked a bunch of shit off the counter trying to reach over and steal the leftover caramel in the bag. Her drink was basically a shot of Espresso in a Venti cup of caramel syrup. I can’t…