I’m genuinely surprised there aren’t more ‘Furtive but ‘accidently totally visible’ handjob’ stories in there. I’ve never worked in food service but I’ve been to my fair share of restaurants and seen/heard fellow patrons skating over the line of propriety a few times. I won’t lie, I’ve subtly fondled LeHusband’s balls…
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Oh my mother’s sister did the same thing to my Grandmother. Raped her bank account while she dying of Dementia in a nursing home, racked up £10k debt in her name and sponged off her siblings. This shit is real.
American Chocolate tastes like sour bile. If Nutella in the US is made the same way I pity you poor poor deprived people. You wouldn’t say it was anything other than the Nectar of the gods if you put a spoonful of a British or European jar in your mouth. Bitter it is NOT... It is sweet and creamy and nutty.... Excuse…
Troll. That is the only explanation for this post.
Oh there IS Nutella in prison... Pretty sure it’s inmate-generated and forced down the throat of pussy bitches. Also pretty sure that colour is the only thing it has in common with ACTUAL Nutella.
I’m going to give this poster the benefit of the doubt and imagine him typing this with a sarcastic and sardonic mental voice. It is impossible this person actually thinks this. #headinthesand #fearsforhumanity
The maintenance and upkeep of this thing would be TORTURE. Don’t ever go there.
Firstly, your antibiotics sound like ‘Somethingorother’-mycin - A go-to favourite for most GP’s who frown when they get told they can’t prescribe Penicillin. Erythromycin barely makes it into my stomach before it is back all over the floor with whatever I managed to keep down. Clindomycin and Streptomycin pretty much…
Love the cut and colour, not keen on the weird shoulder straps - look like they’ve fallen down.
Having struggled my whole life with my weight, and currently weighing nearly 300lbs, having been as low as 160lbs, this is a question that plagues me. Sex between myself and my Fiance has become this great issue between us and I’m sure it is because I worry that my Fiance (who met me when I weighed less than 200lbs)…
YOU DON’T. It is tacky and rude to expect gifts, and even more so confronting non-gift givers. Let it go.
Not at all flattering to your figure.
Yeah this is not a flattering look.
Fits beautifully but jesus it’s like you’re naked.
Ack. Do not get me started on the fucking drama. My mother is starting already. She’s claiming she isn’t but she went all psycho on me last week throwing a strop about how I’ve been excluding her from the wedding planning and how she’s so hurt because I’ve been (apparently) blithely going around not giving a shit…
*Sighs Wistfully* I adore the rich, vibrant colours of Indian Bridal fashions. If I weren’t an overweight, white english woman I’d have no hesitation wearing one. So so beautiful. Sadly I’d look ridiculous. The Peacock shades in particular are so striking. Love love LOVE this entire post.
This looks like a seriously severe fungal infection!
Vagina Shoes.
Again - Totally wear these as PJs.
Not sure what’s wrong with this. It’s a decent colour and cut, and even if it IS made of corduroy it would still be nice. In velvet though, it might be a bit gauche.