Who the ever-living-fuck thought this was a good idea?

Is this nightwear? I’d wear this to bed no probs. Out in public? Not so much.

Urgh, what is it with this ugly, chunky heel looking like something out of the 70’s?

I had a Pinnefore when I was 6 and I loved it. I’m not opposed to this. In principle. But I’m not sure I’d be brave enough to actually wear it...

This is the EXACT pattern of the old curtains that used to hang in the School hall of my Primary school. over 20 years ago... EXACT.

Is this girl, like, 10 foot tall or something?

Oh please. Not another ‘love rival’. We all Love Mark Darcy and are quite happy with Bridget’s Happily Ever After (I choose to ignore the main plot point of ‘Mad about the Boy’). Can we not just have the usual domestic funnies and Bridget obsessing about Cervical Mucous and Basal Body Temperature?

Heh. I reckon most people have a variation on this story. My mother has one she uses as a salutary lesson in not assuming anything. She was an Army Nurse ‘back in the day’ and was stationed in Germany for a short tour. One of her colleagues was bilingual and spoke fluent German (having grown up in Germany as the child…

Am I the only one that thinks that if the knitting is good enough to do a pixellated approximation of a photo, why is the join to the collar so dodgy?

Same here. As soon as I saw this article I thought ‘Is anyone going to make the point that this child was being cared for voluntarily by a dog?’ I mean that dog COULD if she had chosen to, savaged the child in the way many dogs in recent news stories have. She COULD have got up and walked away when this small primate…

As an atheist, my general opinion of religion is self-explanatory, however many are not (atheists, that is) and look to their religious leaders for moral and social guidance. Those leaders hold enormous power and have a responsibility to the human race as a whole to wield it with care, however many do not and many…

Not sure I agree with the results tbh. Apparently I’m relaxed and laid back - my prescription for anti-anxiety medication would refute that. ‘Liking’ something on facebook isn’t always a direct ‘I like this’ it can also be an expression of support for a statement or a passive-aggressive statement so to assume every…

Honestly, if I’m going to die in a freak accident while on holiday I’d be totally happy with ‘Mauled to death by gigantic furry creature’ - it would be a worthy death.

Oh me too. Such Glee. I’d just like to see his face when Starbucks tell him to FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG. All this ‘Menu hack’ shit is getting way out of hand. I don’t know why places like Starbucks don’t set a hard and fast rule - You can have your drink however the fuck you want it, as long as you pay for each individual…

Honestly, the Candyman just made me sad. Such a sad story.

Ah yes. In my youth I worked in a WHSmith and the sheer variety of crazy you’d see coming through the place on a saturday morning is enough to make you worry for the future of humanity. People trying to get refunds on stolen goods are always arseholes, as are the ones who try to return stuff they bought 20 years ago…

We had this exact conversation in the office the other day as a number of us are currently planning weddings to our respective significant others of unspecified gender configurations. Two of us just coincidentally happened to be in heterosexual partnerships and happened to be opposite genders. The conversation started…

That Starbucks story literally had my eye twitching when he got to the ‘4 pumps of Vanilla’ - holy fuck 2 pumps in a Venti is a diabetic coma. Then there was the ‘fill it to between this line and this line’ then ‘but I’m not picky’ - be fucked aren’t you. All of these loyalty cards have Terms and Conditions and I’m…

Heh. This is my Fiance’s go-to cocktail of choice. He’s not a big drinker but a Rum and Coke is a fairly safe bet. Personally I don’t even bother with the ‘flavoured’ spirits (the ones that taste like stuff) and just go with Vodka and $MIXER of choice - Voddy and Cranberry, Voddy and Orange, Voddy and Diet Coke -…

This. Totally this. Philips Ladyshave for me.