Guys like the friction - my own Fiance is no different. When you’re good and wet and slippery they struggle to feel anything. This is where good technique, experience and communication come into play. For me, it’s a good thing if he can’t feel a thing because it means he’ll last as long as I need him to, whereupon we…

He clearly had a small dick and so obviously the problem was that her cooch was too loose, not that his dick was too little...

Wow. These stories make my Fiance look like a paragon of sexually tolerant virtue!

Ha! My Fiance and I discuss this very topic probably more than is healthy in two functioning adults. The long and the short of it (bad pun fully intended) is that is neither of us particularly cares for the plucked chicken look. I think having SOME pubes is important. I find it weird when men like women totally bare -…

Far too many fucks were given that day...

This is a nice look - really natural.

2 things:

Literally ‘Bride of Chucky’. Literally.

I have no words. If this novel were based on a true story (like Schindlers list), and it was based on a true account, you could understand that it was a story worth telling - I’m certain that nothing in Nazi germany was as clear cut as many would have us believe. I’m certain there were many that were unwilling…

“The Ice-Cream is white flavoured, Ma’am.”

Agreed - smells like Troll to me.

Can we see someone do this with Tigers or a Lion Pride please? Pretty pretty please?

The irony of course is that a) ACTUAL Velociraptors are no bigger than a Labrador and b) This is, in fact, closer to Dinosaur wrangling than the Walruses. Also, ditto the Chickens.

2 Fences - you can see there is an inner and outer layer of wire fencing towards the end of the video. This dude was never in danger of losing more than a finger. Hardly fatal.

Universal condemnation was also not my first response to this story. I, too, am mildly jealous. Clearly this person simply jumped the fence separating the Inner fenced area from the main zoo - he was never in any danger of being attacked - the worst that would have happened is the animal would have turned around and…

Glorious. Everything about this gown is epic.

Pointe shoes? Why? As an outfit for ‘Swan Lake’ sure, for a wedding though?

This looks like the bride is wearing the marital bed...

Why can’t we all go back to wearing gowns like this all the time! I love this so much!

The Janeway Facepalm doesn’t do this justice. Given that this story happened in a Wetherspoons in the UK I’m not surprised. I would even be willing to bet I could take a pretty accurate stab at which part of the country it was in. Tell us Carl Acrebrook, where was it? I’m going to go with ‘Southern England University…