I’ve heard the trick is to freeze whatever you’re spiralising but who knows what it will look like defrosted...

I have a pie bird too and EVERY SINGLE TIME I make pie I forget to use it and just go for the old ‘Poke holes in it with a knife’ method. Adorbz but requires actual planning to use.

Snapped Tampon String....

I’m totally on board with the idea of casual, normal nudity in front of kids - I think it’s important for kids to a) learn that there are lots of varieties in body type and structure and b) to learn that their own differences are nothing to be ashamed of or hide. I certainly wouldn’t have any issues stripping down in…

Ultimately it comes down to this: If a patron or patrons, member of a dining party or single customer behaves in a way that the management of an establishment deems deleterious to their business, they are within their rights to ask said individuals, or the whole party, to leave their premises. Just because you’re…

Why didn’t the patrons just leave? It was a passive aggressive statement move but really it was just douchbaggery.

I need this for the UK. Making a Will here is a pain in the ass.

Blah blah typical responses of people who know nothing about british humour, satire, and especially the entitled devil-may-care attitude of the aristocracy.

As a worker in a country with minimum wage for ALL employees, this US attitude to waiting staff baffles me. I fail to understand how and why ANY person of working age would WILLINGLY take a job with such terrible pay and conditions when the minimum wage rules would mean that in theory working in almost any other job…

As an issue of imminent importance to my own wedding plans, I have this to add:

Honestly, people making a lot of noise in restaurants belong in their own special level of hell. We get that you want to have fun, but so do we and when LeFiance and I go out for dinner we want to enjoy our meal, converse over the dinner table and generally enjoy the experience of not having to cook, serve and clean…

Seriously, who fuck cheats on JENNIFER LAWRENCE? Moron.

On my engagement holiday to Iceland I, too, ate Puffin. And Reindeer. Honestly, I didn’t care for either but I was proud of myself for sampling some of the local delicacies. Honestly, I found Puffin to be a very strong, metallic-flavoured Duck, and Reindeer was like really strong Venison - not bad but not my favourite…

I think we’re moving in different directions with our lives and I’d like us to scale back our friendship? Then don’t engage beyond polite non-responses.

Yep. The exact reason why I stopped bothering with a supposed ‘friend’. She clearly isn’t that bothered because she hasn’t contacted me since.

I think it depends on the context of the situation. If the Ghostee doesn’t give a shit about you then are they not already ghosting you? I was ghosted by a ‘friend’ after we had sex because he was too much of an asshole to say ‘let’s not do this again’ but at the same time I’m just letting a toxic friendship die…

This. A Thousand times this. Having been ghosted it is horrible because you have literally no way to resolve the situation. Even if you’re content to say ‘Yep, let’s go our separate ways, have a good life’ they are denying you that and you end up in a vicious spiral of ‘what did I do wrong’. It’s cruel because…

Wow. I didn’t realise this had a name.

It’s more about HOW it’s made than the appropriation. Most British people like their tea a) from a pot and b) made with water that is still boiling when it’s poured over the bags. Last time I was in the US I could have bathed in the water provided for my tea - you just don’t get a decent cup if the water isn’t hot…

LOL my boss adds Tabasco to EVERYTHING. He carries a small bottle around with him and when we have team lunches he gets out the Tabasco. Providing your own is a surefire way NOT to be an asshole - he just takes his meal as it comes then drenches it in Tabasco in his own happy little way. Job done.