This is what I inexplicably got

Yeah there have been a decent few failures almost exactly like this one [in fact the subsequent tail number to this one had the exact same problem, only about 40 minutes from landing on the same flight DEN-HNL in 2018]

Star for ‘shitwigs’ - second favorite after ‘shitwizards’ , which I also read in the comments some time ago

It’s not great, but for sure is better than the hideous el cheapo gigantic black oval with Kia in it today. The “other” logo is much better looking but way too close to Lexus to probably be able to get away with it in the US

It’s been sold overseas as the Carnival as long as it’s been sold here as the Sedona

This is a fuckup of monumental proportions for Kia. If you’re doing a big redesign and release, then do it—up north this is DOA until Kia drops one that powers all 4 wheels. Jalops may know that FWD with proper snow tires will do the same or better than AWD with all seasons, but not that many people have the thought…

Wow a single seat is bad bad...pretty impressive that Passat can fit 3 across though--I had no idea they were that large inside

This is one of those rare times where a slideshow actually works. I must say I’m disappointed in the Ferrari engine choice immensely, but the e39M5 wagon looks awesome and reminds me of an M5 Guru I knew in Atlanta who had one that he built as well as his Daytona Violet e34 euro M5 3.8. Badass guy and I owe him a ton…

The more annoying thing about it is that “The Inventory” already has a fucking permalink just like all the other sister sites do about half an inch above where the exact same link is for The Inventory on Jalopnik, but NPOCP is relegated to randomly looking through feeds for it:

Jeez Spanfeller is really a dildo

Spanfeller just wanted to put his fist further up his own ass and break more of the site.  I’m sure it involves more clicks to get to the content you want.

This is not my cuppa tea, with the ugly ass black wheels and laughable automatic Pep Boys “shift knob” but those are both easily changeable back to stock [or in the case of the wheels, something aftermarket appropriate and silver or bronze]...I had no clue Saturn [or any GM product] was tooling around with a Honda V6…

I have watched a few of them, but I definitely don’t see the need for its own header, at least not if NPOND is going to get kicked off to the side for it.  I prefer reading over video, but that’s me

WTF is “the Inventory” anyway?  Sounds like pure ads, which is why I haven’t clicked it, ever.

Is that the one that said “a door is ajar” over and over again?

The Crack Pipe thing has been debated ad infinitum and what’s done is done, but the more important aspect is that it is no longer a marquis header at the top of the site, giving way for “Video” which I’m sure about .0003% of this site actually asked for.

This thing is as 80s as Knight Rider, and the interior of this Laser seems to mimic a lot of KITT on the dash. I don’t know enough about these to have an educated opinion, but smelling 9 Grand for an 80s Chrysler product is a knee jerk no dice.

Gonna love this one—LifeHacker [in the Gizmodoverse] just had this suggested article pop for me: https://lifehacker.com/stop-putting-your-windshield-wipers-up-in-winter-weathe-1846312964

Came here to say the exact same thing. Spanfeller trying to get both sides of the aisle in the same week, apparently.

Pratt is going to be eating some shit soon based on all of this stuff