Driving away from customers and boasting about it in the media is certainly not going to get him paid.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

Yeah, I’m sure he has had many interactions with “socialist-minded” people and that they have “berned” him! That’s a totally plausible scenario, just like God talking to him.

Still a dirtbag thing to do, leaving a handicapped person on the side of the road, especially if they were a paying customer.

THIS. ALL THIS.

Bullshit.

Maybe Luke 10:25-37 don’t exist in their bibles?

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

But WOULD I GET SKINNIER?

Tell your mother that the Internet says thank you.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

To be fair, yeah - just the thought of that alone gives me chills.

This is what has happened in the books as well- but I think there’s a wider purpose. Martin has said that he always intended to reunite characters after drawing them apart to allow them to grow individually.

I have actual tears streaming down my face.

Thanks you for bringing this to me. This is great.

The Portsmouth Sinfonia is great. To join, you had to have never played your instrument before, but promise to give it your best.