Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.
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It’s amazing, as many times as I experienced coitus interruptus in college (Dammit, Jason,* the sock was on the door...THE SOCK WAS ALWAYS ON THE DOOR!!!) and times since, I have never experienced blue balls. I always figured it was a myth, or more of a physiological rather than physiological thing. Fascinating...
A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!
Why risk possible being charged with felony resisting arrest, which the audio can corroborate pretty effectively for the prosecution? Btw are you a lawyer?
Her attorney is garbage.
It is a true delight to hear such disparate accents say “Arcidiacono”
Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.
It’s okay. He called him “Bro."
It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.
Top notch counter point
Here is a dumb thing!
Sounds promising. Just have him fax me all the codes or whatever.
honestly yes
Can i just say, as someone who follows Deadspin extensively, but not Jezebel, both groups did a great job today. I have been popping onto both blogs and found each of them are hilarious. Thanks to everyone for making today entertaining. I hope you all had as much fun today as i did.
Can I please operate your websites for the rest of the day? I will give them back at the end of the day.
This has to top the “Best sports stories written by women in 2016"
Going to the passenger side has advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that the officer is less likely to get hit by a passing vehicle.
There’s an interesting tactic used by the state troopers in my state: Go to the passenger’s side.
They got the ball on the 25 in college a few years ago and in my anecdotal viewing experience it has absolutely lowered return attempts. I’m sure that data exists somewhere.