Were you in Ppack or was it someone else at Gawker?

God bless you. I was afraid I was going to have to actually hear him talk.

As someone who watches football and basketball, but almost never baseball, this whole ruckus looks hilariously childish. He did nothing in the context of other sports. Is baseball really this much of a “gentlemen’s activity”? Are baseball players just a bunch of fuckbois that get their little old feelings hurt this…

We watched the 1994 version of The Little Rascals with my 8-year-old niece this weekend. Trump has 3 cameos (he tells the rich snobby kid he’s “the best son money can buy”). When my wife and I flipped out that he was in the movie, my niece said incredulously, “is that really Donald Trump?” as she struggled to accept…

Oh, right. Bc it’s conservative. I thought this was because in an alternate universe, pictures Donald Trump’s face should only be used as the logo of a place called Orange County.

“No one eats San Francisco’s famous curry anymore. Sad!”

Yeah, that’s basically what happened the first time around.

EXACTLY! It’s not even a stretch. It’s exactly what the Good Samaritan is about. It’s just painful when people blame their idiocy on their supposed faith (which tells them to do the exact opposite...).

Glad she also pointed out the impact on your heart. Potassium has a massive impact on our hearts. I once was admitted to the ICU with a really serious infection and a nurse rushed into my room with potassium supplements when they saw how low my levels were. Those suffering from eating disorders can also go into…

Exactly. The “back on the mat” thing is odd and awkward, but is clearly just about boxing. On the other hand, why is the crowd counting?? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REF??

Same here. I frankly thought it was a myth invented by skeezy dudes to pressure girls into helping them out. I’ve told dozens of girls that it’s not real. Oops...

I really don’t think this is a parody. There’s nothing ironic about it — no wink to those (apparently everyone here) who despise him. This is the perfect tone for a guy who has spent years making video clips of video games and searching for EPIC SOUNDTRACKS. This guy has made a video with a Creed soundtrack before, ya…

To go on CNN and say flat out “Breitbart is lying” could be disparagement. If the defense is that it’s a true statement, you sure better be able to back that up....

Cena’s campaign slogan is already done: My safeword is keep going.

Silly jaguar, you can’t walk away with that bowl!! (Thank you all for this thread of pictures, which calmed the anti-anti-vax rage and kept the ALL CAPS at bay...)

Totally fine with that approach — I just can’t believe that there are public high schools (or middle schools frankly) that have unisex bathrooms. Happy to be shown I’m wrong though.

Well, as a cis-male, I can tell you that during puberty I always had a hard time during full moons. I would often wake up in an open field, inexplicably surrounded by chicken feathers. But other than that things were pretty normal.

There aren’t seriously high schools going to unisex bathrooms, are there? What city/state is that crazy? I know that is happening in plenty of colleges, but high school seems a bit early....

Real question: if a trans girl was not taking medication like a puberty suppressant, she would still be experiencing cis-male hormonal changes due to her naturally occurring biochemistry, right?

Thank you. I read the entire thing waiting for the paragraph where he actually started talking about something and then suddenly BAM, I’m already in the comments. Very weird diatribe, Albert....