Same here. I frankly thought it was a myth invented by skeezy dudes to pressure girls into helping them out. I’ve told dozens of girls that it’s not real. Oops...

I really don’t think this is a parody. There’s nothing ironic about it — no wink to those (apparently everyone here) who despise him. This is the perfect tone for a guy who has spent years making video clips of video games and searching for EPIC SOUNDTRACKS. This guy has made a video with a Creed soundtrack before, ya…

I mean, you must be really, really hangry to think sextortion sounds like food...

To go on CNN and say flat out “Breitbart is lying” could be disparagement. If the defense is that it’s a true statement, you sure better be able to back that up....

Oooohhh... sounds like somebody went to “Cronell”!

Agreed. Might as well be like “HEY GUYS! WE PUT THE BENNY HILL MUSIC AT THE END OF EVERY MOVIE — DO YOU GET IT???” Not interesting. Not clever. Doesn’t work.

Cena’s campaign slogan is already done: My safeword is keep going.

Silly jaguar, you can’t walk away with that bowl!! (Thank you all for this thread of pictures, which calmed the anti-anti-vax rage and kept the ALL CAPS at bay...)

This is the funniest bad review ever written

A flat earth?! IS THIS A MOVIE FOR FLAT EARTH TRUTHERS??!!

Totally fine with that approach — I just can’t believe that there are public high schools (or middle schools frankly) that have unisex bathrooms. Happy to be shown I’m wrong though.

Well, as a cis-male, I can tell you that during puberty I always had a hard time during full moons. I would often wake up in an open field, inexplicably surrounded by chicken feathers. But other than that things were pretty normal.

There aren’t seriously high schools going to unisex bathrooms, are there? What city/state is that crazy? I know that is happening in plenty of colleges, but high school seems a bit early....

Real question: if a trans girl was not taking medication like a puberty suppressant, she would still be experiencing cis-male hormonal changes due to her naturally occurring biochemistry, right?

Thank you. I read the entire thing waiting for the paragraph where he actually started talking about something and then suddenly BAM, I’m already in the comments. Very weird diatribe, Albert....

I pay $8/month for Netflix. If ESPN could actually push farther into cord cutting and offer themselves more like HBOGo, I would do it in a heartbeat. So instead of getting $6 and change through negotiations with the cable company, just charge $8 directly to the consumer. I would stop my Verizon cable the same day.…

Elif — my brother was victim. We are still desperately trying to determine the make/model of the car. Can you please send me the analysis you are talking about regarding the Lexus emblem on the front of the hood?? You can also post here if that’s easier than sending me a PM (can you even PM through Kinja...?).

The Jetta does look good. I’m not sure if the person got the types of cars mixed up.

Red — the victim was my brother. We have heard something from a potential tip regarding a Mercedes. Why are you thinking this was a Mercedes? Is it possible that this was a Mercedes?

Simcik — this is incredible. I am the deceased’s brother. The family is sitting together right now and someone just brought up this article and read your comment. We were all stunned by the work done by the Jalopnik gear heads already and can’t express our deep appreciation for your continued detective efforts.