.... You can’t be fucking serious. Yeah, she’s had some bad ones —Admission, Baby Mama, etc. — but This Is Where I Leave You was fucking incredible. Ben Schwartzman as the young Rabbi?? Jason Bateman and Fey having some really meaningful dramatic scenes while also having gut-busting... ok, see, now I’m all worked up.

Uhhh... did you see his reaction? He kind of flicks his tongue a little... I’m thinking it’s at least a 50/50

Recently, I was part of a small group that met with Justice Ginsburg at the Supreme Court. When asked what she credited for her success she immediately went to Marty and said something like, “you should all hope to find a partner that values your success as much or more than their own.” It was really very touching.

It’s a serious world out there, and some times you need to give the cold, hard farts.

what the fuuuu.....?? As someone who has been deer hunting, this whole story is just insane. (A) Shoot to kill or don’t shoot, anything less is cruelty; (B) this is why you bring a knife; (C) the drowning deer image will not leave my brain. Thanks, Mark!

Two of the six most important words are the least important word?

The paralegal-lawyer relationship is not unheard of. As a former biglaw paralegal, there were all sorts of rumors of past associate-paralegal pairings, and even one paralegal-partner pair. I don’t know that there are any special considerations here other than typical boss-employee issues and the whole, “don’t tell…

Right. See my actual post:

Yeah, when I first saw this and read the Tumblr I was like, “holy shit — what happened??” When it turned out that Crown Vic’s only actions were not helping her and generally being terrible people (glad those involved were deservedly fired) it made me wonder where the whole “you will be roofie/raped/attacked at Crown…

And Mr. Rogers was...

Soo...... where’s the rest of the story..? Asking for a friend

I, for one, welcome a Little Finger administration. Lord Baelish not only effectively ruled Baltimore despite all of the sheeeiiiiiit, but has also gotten into the good graces of the Lannisters Clintons, which is rather impressive.

In the streets and in the fields, one hears the fearsome rallying cry:Good Christ, anything but that!

Bernie Sanders talks in ALL CAPS.

So does he literally not talk to Kim or does he just ignore her when she says she’s making tens of millions of dollars on kids buying in-app purchases?

Isn’t this a legally actionable clone? This looks exactly like Smash to me — percentages for health, the way the players lose lives, the designs of the levels/screens/etc. This is insanely close and, unlike some small website with an 8-bit version of Smash, this is a top seller on Steam. I can’t imagine that…

So, Abbi and Ilana, next time you think about insulting one of Portman’s professional choices, Don’t Panic, but be Fair. You don’t reach Such Great Heights by making bad choices and being unable to Let Go of them. We’re all In The Waiting Line for fame but we aren’t all Lebanese Blondes with Blue Eyes — some of us…

**clears throat** **takes deep breath** BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a feeling the sailor who claimed he would “fly the pants off” of his buddy still faced some discrimination despite being FW&21....

The first time I ever heard this was when I brought one of my college roommates (east coast upbringing) to the midwest for Thanksgiving. One of my high school buddies decided this was the opportune moment to spring this phrase on all of us. It was basically impossible for me to argue that the midwest wasn’t as…