“The FEMA solution is proceeding on schedule comrades. A special thanks to the Gay Mafia indoctrinating enough of our youth to make this hurricane possible. Soon gentlemen, soon.”

We all have our cross to bear.

Before we jump to conclusions, I think it’s important to acknowledge the violence on both sides.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

Trump’s reaction to getting called out for not condemning white supremacists is to viciously attack a black man?

I did nazi that coming.

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

I have pretty big nipples. They always look ready to cut glass. And I’m Canadian. There is nothing like a Canadian winter to ensure that my nipples are always ready to salute.

Chandler had three...

I didn’t realise she was counter suing for $1.

One Senator is fuzzy, unfocused, and unclear in his thinking and speaking.

This kind of happened to me or rather my housemate. My house had been broken into and the police came round to take a look. When the policeman popped his head into my housemate’s room he exclaimed ‘Wow, they really did a number on this room’ And I had to explain that my housemate was a complete slob and it always…

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was…

As a man, I will gladly start shaking women’s hands to say goodbye. I’ve always felt like I’ve been obligated to hug them for some reason. I have also tried to hug other men goodbye to level the playing field, but some men are way too macho for a hug dude!

I’m so glad I don’t come from money so that the fact that my family hates me doesn’t hurt my financial outlook at all.

Where I work has the conference room giant windows that look directly into an apartment building. I cannot tell you how many times someone’s been droning on about budgets and I’ve glanced over and seen naked people, drunk people, cats, or people doing all kinds of drugs. It does help with super boring meetings.

A+ choice of gif. A+ source film.

GOOD.