I love Jezebel so much that I was like, fine, for Jezebel, I will unblock. And then the first (moving) ads I saw were incredibly violent, and demonstrated an angry man punching and a woman in tears, screaming. Wtf, Jezebel? This is the kind of advertising you want to shove in our faces?

She certainly interacts with people of color more than most white women of her age and class.

Which, word of advice, if you don’t want to be discovered as the man behind Banksy maybe don’t go around talking about how buddy-buddy you are with him?

I had always hoped it was the Queen.

I can think of few situations where being seated next to an 81 year old woman is a dangerous situation. Unless it’s my Grandma and she just found out the restaurant doesn’t serve wine.

“After killing the mobster with an M1911 Harry realised that life had really gone downhill after leaving Hogwarts with no qualifications.”

I prefer human physicians, though sometimes you have to have a Cat scan or Lab work, I guess.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that these people have neither read nor seen a production of Julius Caesar. Spoiler Alert: “We should totally just stab Caesar!” was not Shakespeare’s message. You are confusing Shakespeare with Gretchen Weiners.

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

Well, if I recall, she was very outspoken about the strength of Woody Allen’s character and she considers him a BFF. So chin up, Diane! It sounds like you’ve managed to surround yourself with at least one quality dude.

It is easier to buy a gun and shoot it that, let’s say throwing 200 knives for 10 minutes, train ants to kill, develop a new virus in your own bedroom, built a tank with soda cans, buy a magical sword, become invisible, gather an army of grandmas, and I could keep going but I am lazy.

Lindsay Ellis (the former Nostalgia Chick now rocking an awesome solo channel) just did a fantastic video on YouTube covering this concept. It came out well before Maher slipped up, but it still applies.

Star Jones went to my high school. Even the nuns hated her.

You’re gonna be the one that saves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You’ve convinced me. I have no knowledge, context or understanding of the history/dynamics between these two, but i believe you.

So you’re asking who has an eye out for tiger?

Ok, so, I kinda sorta know the bird who created that show, and she says, in private, that the stuff that made it into the show is, like, 10% of the true fuckery that occurs. That thing where they switch out the crazy lady’s pills REALLY HAPPENED, more than once.

Well given I’m a lesbian, and I’m pretty sure they aren’t arranging same sex marraiges, so I seriously doubt I could have a successful arranged marraige. So far a love marraiges, Im aware I got lucky, but my wife an drew I met and pretty much never left each other’s side. We were from different cultures, and we’ve…