Ok, nobody else has asked so I will be the one to....you knew it was coming...

She turned me into a downward dog!

I assumed that it was because the line of people laying on the ground could be construed as a queue, and you know how the English love respecting queues.

(Oh god don’t hate me, I meant no disrespect to either the English nor the protesters. :P)

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Yes, cod does move in mysterious ways... [makes swimming motion with hand]

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

Miniaturizing animals rarely has a good outcome. So many health problems, including mental issues, are introduced.

thats all great, but can she act?

This is literally my favorite headline of all time. Thank you for setting a new standard.

This pleases me.

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN RESTURERENT JOURNALISM

“... shits skittles.”

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

My dad loves baseball and kept trying to get me to like it. I am thankful for no Internet when I brought a book to a Mets game and also gave dirty looks to cheering children.

NooOOoo, after the Reformation with Martin Luther in .... I don’t remember when, because I’m a bad ex christian, Christianity branched out from Catholicism, which Martin Luther and others felt no longer followed to teachings of Jesus with Saints and all their wealth and such. Then, the King of England wanted to get…

Clearly all alcohol must be banned. For the greater good.

“Yes we’ve got trouble. Trouble in Bourneville Village. Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with B and it stands for Booze.”