Here come the strangely defensive nerds. Popcorn at the ready.

Pretty sure conservatives are going to be mad about this for some reason.

angry jeep eyes are dumb. about 30% of the jeeps in my area have the angry eyes grill kit and punisher logos. it’s like playing “spot the racist!”

With their sale figures you may not ever see one on a road. 

Who do I have to pay to make sure that this vehicle never sees a road?

When I was stationed in Texas I was seriously considering buying a fresh off the assembly line Beetle.

This is only about the 1,000th video I’ve seen of an SUV flipping like an empty soda can. But please, SUV owners, tell me again how your car is “safer”.

Call me whenever. I’ll pee on your truck.

Erik sounds like a real cool dude, blaming entry level co-workers along with the manager. Real cool dude there. 

The guy who drove around with his high beams only for 3 weeks because he couldn’t replace a low beam headlight is very quick to condescend to “unskilled workers”.

Brake service and tire rotation should have been done before leaving.

Guy steals car. Police total the car and kill grandma. What was the point?

They fired that guys ages ago and just haven’t bothered to find a replacement yet.

QOTD: What is Elons Worst Tweet?

Specifically, the QOTD writers/slide show creators.

Torch somehow making a career out of writing about 1951 Lada tail lights and maybe David making a career in writing about rusting wrecks and making his yard a superfund site. 

Jalopnik writers.

What a fucking waste.